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    Philadelphia Inquirer

    April 23, 2008

    MOORESTOWN, NJ – A South Jersey police officer, in jail after being accused of molesting three children, was charged yesterday with four counts of animal cruelty for having sex with barnyard animals, authorities said.

    Patrolman Robert Melia, 38, was suspended last week by the Moorestown Police department after authorities raided his Moorestown home and seized a computer and pornographic materials.

    The animal cruelty charges were filed after an examination of the seized materials, authorities said.

    An investigation is continuing. Police said they were investigating four incidents involving cows.

    Moorestown, NJ, Patrolman Robert Melia has been charged with having sex with cows.
    Melia and Pemberton filmmaker Heather Lewis, 32, were charged April 13 with the sexual assaults of three girls at Melia’s house. The assaults occured on multiple occasions during the last five years, said a spokesman for the Burlington County Prosecutor’s office said.

    Melia is being held on $510,000 bail at the Burlington County Jail in Mount Holly. Lewis, who is charged with aggravated sexual assault and criminal sexual contact, is being held on $300,000 bail at the Women’s Detention Center in Pemberton.

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    Is this story for real?

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    I guess this lays truth to the “cow” theory in the ask a cop sections taillight thread.
    http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83993

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    For the love of god Robert.....

    Why?

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    for the love of god Robert....

    How??

    Seriously, he must be a tall guy, you know...to make it physically work

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    The animal cruelty charges were filed after an examination of the seized materials, authorities said.
    Hate to see the size of the swab!


    Oh, and...

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    A Cow!!???? That's Bull****

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehJet View Post
    for the love of god Robert....

    How??

    Seriously, he must be a tall guy, you know...to make it physically work
    that what step stools are for, JET come to Arizona sometime I'll show ya how its done
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParkCop 23 View Post
    that what step stools are for, JET come to Arizona sometime I'll show ya how its done
    WHAT?! That's you at the buffalo farm afterhours?!

    Seriously though, when I lived in WA state there was a sick freak who was killed while 'engaged' with a horse... needless to say, he was the mare... there are some sick sick people out there.

    btw, it was legal in WA till the above referenced case to engage in sex with an animal as long as you were not harming it (physically) in the process... who makes that a legal act?!

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    That's just udder-ly ridicolus!!!


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    I agree w/ LeanG that's bull..Most of all it's just gross!
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    First, being a child molester, he needs to fry. As for the cows....let the cows' partner's have a turn with him....that's justice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette_76 View Post
    That's just udder-ly ridicolus!!!
    BAHahahahahahahaha! thats a horrible, horrible pun...I love it

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    Oh my. Cows?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeanG View Post
    A Cow!!???? That's Bull****
    No that is cow****, not bull**** as they are two different animals

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    +1 IMachU, these child molesters need to be dropped off a cliff!!!


    Now the cow thing,LMAO...It is called getting "Stump Broke"!
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    Another successful psych test and interview! Moorestown PD may wish to find another service provider. And remember, you can't spell Moorestown without M-O-O!

    It reminds me, though, that on-duty I once had to review a porn tape which featured two German (who else?) couples frolicking on a farm, in various scenes, with a horse, a sheep, a dog, a chicken, and a cow. Gunther was wailing away at Bessie, but she just kept grazing as if nothing special was going on.

    You also might say it was truly a dirty mooooooovie.
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    This sounds more like a story form the National Enquirer than the Philadelphia Inquirer.

    The officer is 38. Most likely he has been employed for several years and will claim that his job drove him crazy because of the stress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentMan View Post
    No that is cow****, not bull**** as they are two different animals

    Somebody told me that sheep are more compliant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofdog View Post
    Somebody told me that sheep are more compliant...
    I'll take their word for it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofdog View Post
    Somebody told me that sheep are more compliant...
    NAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Sorry had to be done
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    Somebody told me that sheep are more compliant...
    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Talley View Post
    NAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Sorry had to be done
    Shouldn't that have been BAAAAHHHHHH! ?
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    It's legal in Texas. Unless someone sees it and is offended which makes it Public Lewdness OR if the animal is injured (then it's animal cruelty).

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMTX View Post
    It's legal in Texas. Unless someone sees it and is offended which makes it Public Lewdness OR if the animal is injured (then it's animal cruelty).
    Beleive her she should know all about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMD View Post
    Beleive her she should know all about it.
    LOL
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