Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 41
  1. #1
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    n.e. england
    Posts
    47

    CCTV... would you believe it?

    A few weeks ago a Crown Prosecutor popped into my office to show me a CCTV video of an
    an ongoing case, it went something like this..

    In the early hours a CCTV operator operated by a local council panned along a road leading to a nearby council estate, it followed a drunken young man staggering along the footpath, next to which was a grass verge. On the grass verge was tethered a horse/pony, which is the sort of thing people do in this part of the world.

    This drunken male then approaches the horse, lifts its tail, at the same time undoing his trouser zip. At this point the male mounts the horse, in the biblical sense that is, he gets his rhythm going for a minute or so before pulling away and walking over to a nearby streetlight where he checks himself out before returning to the horse, flicking its tail onto its back and remounting.

    After a couple of minutes the horse clearly not interested kicks out at the would be suitor. The drunk then appears to shout obscenities at the horse before giving it the 'v' sign and walking off.

    The drunk was picked up nearby and spent the night in the cells before being charged with beastiality the next morning.

    The sting in the tail?... the horse was male and called Freddie, when checked over by a vet it was found to be OK.. the drunk when he got to court pleaded not guilty to beastiality because he stated he was few inches too short for penetration he pleaded guilty to a lesser offence against public decency and is awaiting sentence.

  2. #2
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Posts
    3,331
    GROSS!

  3. #3
    mp200901
    Guest
    This is both sick and amusing at the same time.

    Essex Police once tried to charge a man with beastiality for attempting to have sex with a duck. It was thrown out after the defence convinced the judge that a duck was not 'an animal' for the purposes of the 'sexual offences act 18??'!!!!

    Did the guy explain quite 'WHY?' he wanted to shag the horse?

    mjp

  4. #4
    Senior Veteran
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Northwest suburban Chicago
    Posts
    562
    This stuff does occur.Is this sick or what? One midnight shift in a rural part of the County a farmer awoke to see a light in his barn. Upon investigation he found a man standing on a bale of hay doing the big nasty with one of his cows. The mans trousers were down around his ankles. The cow had dropped a big load of digested stinky right into the mans pants.

    This man has been arrested for beastiality numerous times. His nick name is aptly known as "Two Bale".

    ------------------
    "We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." General George S. Patton

    [This message has been edited by Guard Dog (edited 05-10-2001).]
    "The view only changes for the lead dog." ~ Sergeant Preston of The Yukon ~

  5. #5
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Posts
    109
    That is just not right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    ------------------
    "They may have been ugly. They may have been evil. But when it came to poetry-in-motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of a desk-chair." Terry Pratchett

    An axe can make any computer problem seem like hours of fun.

  6. #6
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    London, UK
    Posts
    1,218
    LOL, Colin, I always really enjoy reading your posts

    Poor Freddie. Well, at least the perpetrator was a few inches short of the mark!

    I wonder if this character makes a habit of this type of behaviour. Like Michael- I would be interested in hearing the explanation he put forward for his amorous actions.

    Michael: interesting! I wonder why ducks are NOT protected from people who seek to have their wicked way with them

    Guard Dog: What a story! As a habitual offender, "Two Bale" needs to seek some behavioural counseling




    [This message has been edited by blondie72 (edited 05-10-2001).]
    charlotte@tenderlovingcare.com "Where there is love, there is no imposition"- Albert Einstien.

  7. #7
    Senior Veteran
    Join Date
    Mar 2000
    Location
    Secret Underground Volcano Lair
    Posts
    2,042
    I can top it.

    Within the last month, a man in a county that lies within our district died of a heart attack while copulating with a pig.

    Yes. It is true.

    Ordinarily, this would be a felony, however, since the defendant is now deceased, we will not be prosecuting.



    ------------------
    -Sparky
    -Sparky

  8. #8
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Posts
    3,331
    I think I'm gonna be sick!

  9. #9
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    Northern Calif
    Posts
    76
    And people think all the freaks and weirdos are in California. That's just been disproven.
    Contrary to popular belief, knowledge is not power. Without wisdom, knowledge is useless.

  10. #10
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    n.e. england
    Posts
    47
    Sorry folks, no explanation was given as to why he decided to mount the horse, everyone to his own I suppose.

    Our first response, as this was a copy of the original tape, was to which TV programme could we sell it?

    The reason for the posting was more to do with me wondering whether anyone else had seen unusual CCTV footage, not just perverse behaviour.

  11. #11
    O.com's #2 trouble maker
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Selmer, TN
    Posts
    4,635
    These beat the one about the guy poking the pumpkins in Georgia...LOL

    ------------------
    HEARTS and MINDS
    "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."
    -Commanding General, 1st Marine Division

  12. #12
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Posts
    3,331
    Better the pumpkins then the poor animals

  13. #13
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    United Kingdon
    Posts
    103
    Colin

    I heard a story from my force that vets were called to a cow in a field one day. On examination they found a "male member" inside it's back-side. Apparently cows produce Great Suction !!!!!!

    Very strange thing is : After checking with the hospitals - Nobody ever attended with a missing "part". Very strange.

    Stay Safe

    Ukcop
    "Never under-estimate the power of thick people in large groups"

  14. #14
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    n.e. england
    Posts
    47
    ukcop,

    brilliant..lol.... I had heard about the power of a cows suction, never tried it myself..yet!!

    this is the sort of topic that most forces have experience of, in other words it is not uncommon.........

    two spring to mind here one a few years ago when a couple out walking their dog at night saw a guy having it off with an alsation in a school playing field...... he was arrested.

    another many years ago near to where I live the local village idiot was reported buggering the family jack russell terrier (they are about 8 inches high and 12 inches long) must have hurt??????????

    I prefer the one when I was Cust. Sgt. last year and one of my young PC's came in having arrested a female 35yrs old alcoholic vagrant type whom he had arrested drunk and disorderly in the local city park......... the evidence??????? she was shagging her rucksack in the middle of the flower bed!!!!

  15. #15
    Senior Veteran
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Location
    Northwest suburban Chicago
    Posts
    562
    Old "Two Bale" went in to renew his drivers license. The examiner started with the usual questions. He asked "Can you make a U-Turn?"
    Two Bale replied " No, but I can make her eyes bug out!"

    Survivor the show..filmed in the "Outback", Where men are men and sheep run like hell"

    Sick Sick Sick
    OK ..no more sheep jokes


    ------------------
    "We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way." General George S. Patton



    [This message has been edited by Guard Dog (edited 05-11-2001).]
    "The view only changes for the lead dog." ~ Sergeant Preston of The Yukon ~

  16. #16
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    London, UK
    Posts
    1,218
    LOL
    charlotte@tenderlovingcare.com "Where there is love, there is no imposition"- Albert Einstien.

  17. #17
    ftrphxcop
    Guest
    That is disgusting!! And i actually thought the polygrapgh examiner was joking when he asked if i ever had sex with a farm animal. I surely thought he was joking and busted up laughing. Let's just say i spent 4 hours on that polygrapgh after all the laughing was over.

  18. #18
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    25
    Originally posted by Mitzi:
    I think I'm gonna be sick!
    Well, Mitzi --- that's a lot better than having a similar story of your own to tell.

  19. #19
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Location
    United Kingdon
    Posts
    103
    Colinm

    Love the rucksack story.

    There was a guy in the papers in London a few years back I remember. He got remanded in custody in the end because he could not stop shagging :................................................. .....................


    Pavements !!!!!!!!!
    ("sidewalks" to our american friends LOL)

    Apparently he would just wip it out and go for it right outside the shops (can't quite get my head around how, I will leave it to everyones imagination.....

    The world is getting very strange indeed

    UKcop
    "Never under-estimate the power of thick people in large groups"

  20. #20
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Posts
    283
    YUK!!!!



    ------------------
    Nell

    "People are like stained-glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in
    their true beauty is revealed only if their light is from within."
    - Elizabeth Kubler Ross
    When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your thoughts to becoming his equal. When you meet someone not as good as you are, look within and examine yourself....

  21. #21
    No Longer Active
    Join Date
    Mar 2000
    Location
    Florida, USA
    Posts
    5,544
    "Ordinarily, this would be a felony, however, since the defendant is now deceased, we will not be prosecuting."

    Tell me that some detective did an exceptional closure by death of offender.



    ------------------
    Niteshift-
    Perseverate In Pugna

  22. #22
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    Lennon MI USA
    Posts
    294
    Originally posted by colinm:
    the drunk when he got to court pleaded not guilty to beastiality because he stated he was few inches too short for penetration he pleaded guilty to a lesser offence against public decency and is awaiting sentence.
    Colinm: this is precious. Dabbing my eyes with a hankie as I visualize his attorney negotiating for the lesser charge of "attempted" bestiality and wondering which is worse.

    Chris



  23. #23
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2001
    Location
    nsw, australia
    Posts
    112
    Originally posted by Guard Dog:
    Survivor the show..filmed in the "Outback", Where men are men and sheep run like hell"

    Sick Sick Sick
    OK ..no more sheep jokes

    OI - I'm a kiwi, and I've had my fair share of sheep jokes (like floppy boots and velcro gloves etc).

    On anothre note, I once worked with a detective who had worked robbery, child protection and all other sorts of "desirable" duty, and he said the day he charged someone for bestiality he would retire!!!
    TJF

  24. #24
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    296
    Originally posted by colinm:
    ukcop,

    brilliant..lol.... I had heard about the power of a cows suction, never tried it myself..yet!!
    Uh...something you want to tell us Colin. Can't you just get a hooker like everyone else?

    Copper2be

  25. #25
    Forum Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    n.e. england
    Posts
    47
    copper2be,

    I dont think I have your pulling power.....maybe I could take some lessons from you????

    I need them having just returned from holiday , knew the hotel I was staying in was good... it had two fridges in the room one in the corner and one in bed next to me!!!!

    regards colinm

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •