New Year Resulutions

**1042 Trooper** · 12-27-2012, 11:34 AM

To finish my laundry room / bathroom project
To finish my garage / shop project
To call out the libs on this forum
To quit sniffin glue
To name Barry Hussein (I can't believe I actually won) Obama, the America hating, socialist he is
To finish my custom truck interior project
To point out as often as possible to DOA, Retired, ten08 and that uberlib, JeffIl, and the other uber libs here; even through their often vitriolic and mean-spirited comments, that they are simplyy wrong and I am absolutely right 99.98% of the time.
To continue to assemble a translation guide for Sully's stuff
To learn more from Jasper - he's probably one of the smartest guys here
To explore more microbrews
To lower my explosive blood pressure every time Pelosi or Ried speak, by deep breathing and repeating out loud, "They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid.....They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid....
To wear more "Obama Sucks" tshirts
To go fishing much more
To actually kill a friggin elk after getting skunked this year
To gladly pay for one last year of law school for the youngest boy
To learn how t onot get creamed so often in Call of Duty
To learn there are more channels than FoxNews and HBO
To eat more crawfish

That aughta keep me busy!

**retired** · 12-27-2012, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

To finish my laundry room / bathroom project
To finish my garage / shop project
To call out the libs on this forum
To quit sniffin glue
To name Barry Hussein (I can't believe I actually won) Obama, the America hating, socialist he is
To finish my custom truck interior project
To point out as often as possible to DOA, Retired, ten08 and that uberlib, JeffIl, and the other uber libs here; even through their often vitriolic and mean-spirited comments, that they are simplyy wrong and I am absolutely right 99.98% of the time.
To continue to assemble a translation guide for Sully's stuff
To learn more from Jasper - he's probably one of the smartest guys here
To explore more microbrews
To lower my explosive blood pressure every time Pelosi or Ried speak, by deep breathing and repeating out loud, "They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid.....They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid....
To wear more "Obama Sucks" tshirts
To go fishing much more
To actually kill a friggin elk after getting skunked this year
To gladly pay for one last year of law school for the youngest boy
To learn how t onot get creamed so often in Call of Duty
To learn there are more channels than FoxNews and HBO
To eat more crawfish

That aughta keep me busy!

1042 Obama,

You forgot to include taking your meds on a regular basis. See what happens when you miss a dose. You become more irrational than usual.

**ten08** · 12-27-2012, 12:22 PM

I have a Nook, an IPad, 2 laptops, a notebook , two phones and GPS to learn how to use

**KapsFB** · 12-27-2012, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

To quit sniffin glue

I don't see it happening....

**DOAcop38** · 12-27-2012, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

To finish my laundry room / bathroom project
To finish my garage / shop project
To call out the libs on this forum
To quit sniffin glue
To name Barry Hussein (I can't believe I actually won) Obama, the America hating, socialist he is
To finish my custom truck interior project
To point out as often as possible to DOA, Retired, ten08 and that uberlib, JeffIl, and the other uber libs here; even through their often vitriolic and mean-spirited comments, that they are simplyy wrong and I am absolutely right 99.98% of the time.
To continue to assemble a translation guide for Sully's stuff
To learn more from Jasper - he's probably one of the smartest guys here
To explore more microbrews
To lower my explosive blood pressure every time Pelosi or Ried speak, by deep breathing and repeating out loud, "They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid.....They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid....
To wear more "Obama Sucks" tshirts
To go fishing much more
To actually kill a friggin elk after getting skunked this year
To gladly pay for one last year of law school for the youngest boy
To learn how t onot get creamed so often in Call of Duty
To learn there are more channels than FoxNews and HBO
To eat more crawfish

That aughta keep me busy!

" oh STOP!" you know you luv's us dearly, super Troop! It gets your blood up, ad then you have to go OUTSIDE and breath that clean "equality state" air.....( "ironic isn't it? a RED state being know as the "equality state")

**JasperST** · 12-27-2012, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

[*]To learn more from Jasper - he's probably one of the smartest guys here

Wow, I'm honored! Not true of course, I just listen to a lot of hate radio.

For me it's kicking off a new business as a general contractor, general repair work for now. I just couldn't take being an employee anymore after so many years on my own. Why line someone else's pockets?

**SkepticAlways** · 12-28-2012, 01:06 AM

I'm interested in the truck project, the elk hunting, the fishing and the microbrews. It's weird...ain't it?

**OneAdam12** · 12-29-2012, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by ten08

I have a Nook, an IPad, 2 laptops, a notebook , two phones and GPS to learn how to use

annnda paartriahdge inna pear treeeeeee.

**asullivan** · 12-29-2012, 08:56 PM

Ta' redo thiS here office
Ta' beat da' Trig at checkaz'
Ta' petion da' govm't fer' cheapa' red meat.
Ta' quit sniffin glue too!
Ta' quit use'in da' excuse "Iz shavin'z"..
Ta' quit be'in so envious dat' Barry Hu-insane Obumma' can eat mo' chicken 'dan ma'
Ta' grow's up'z and be just LIke 1042 Troopa'
Ta' stay drunka' longa'
Ta' get a free Govt' grant ta' find a cure for commie'ism
Ta' get my wennie ta' grow many and longer extentions with taxpaya'z money.
Ta' get betta' "Gun control".
Ta' crim-i-na-lize crwimminal unions
Ta' wake up 4 years later.
Ta' learn how ta' rant'z...
Ta' point out'z as often as a' possible's to DOA, Retired, ten08 and dat' uberlib, JeffIl, and the other uber flubba' libs here; even through their often vitriolic and mean-spirited blabb'ins, 'dat daz' iz' dimply's wrong'zs and'z dat' 1042 Troopa' tiz' absolutely right'z 99.999999% of 'da time'z.

**retired** · 12-29-2012, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

To finish my laundry room / bathroom project
To finish my garage / shop project
To call out the libs on this forum
To quit sniffin glue
To name Barry Hussein (I can't believe I actually won) Obama, the America hating, socialist he is
To finish my custom truck interior project
To point out as often as possible to DOA, Retired, ten08 and that uberlib, JeffIl, and the other uber libs here; even through their often vitriolic and mean-spirited comments, that they are simplyy wrong and I am absolutely right 99.98% of the time.
To continue to assemble a translation guide for Sully's stuff
To learn more from Jasper - he's probably one of the smartest guys here
To explore more microbrews
To lower my explosive blood pressure every time Pelosi or Ried speak, by deep breathing and repeating out loud, "They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid.....They don't matter. The public cannot be that stupid....
To wear more "Obama Sucks" tshirts
To go fishing much more
To actually kill a friggin elk after getting skunked this year
To gladly pay for one last year of law school for the youngest boy
To learn how t onot get creamed so often in Call of Duty
To learn there are more channels than FoxNews and HBO
To eat more crawfish

That aughta keep me busy!

1042Obama,

You forgot to include loading spell check on your computer. That way you would have spelled "resolution" correctly. But then again, if you keep missing your meds, even spell check might not help.

**1042 Trooper** · 12-30-2012, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by retired

1042Obama,

You forgot to include loading spell check on your computer. That way you would have spelled "resolution" correctly. But then again, if you keep missing your meds, even spell check might not help.

Just when I thought I was flawless like you, Nancy. Thanks for reminding me I'm human. 'Precate it.

**ten08** · 12-30-2012, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by ten08

I have a Nook, an IPad, 2 laptops, a notebook , two phones and GPS to learn how to use

Now I'm on the IPAD, laptop earlier, I haven't a clue with the phone or the nook.

**asullivan** · 12-30-2012, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by ten08

I have a Nook

Hummmm..

Ohhhh..I get'z its...

Da' Sarge got'z himsum' sum nooky'z..

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

Just when I thought I was flawless like you, Nancy. Thanks for reminding me I'm human. 'Precate it.

Well'z Iz' be damned'ed,, an' a shoved 'ta hell'z in a wheel barrelz, Iz declarez...

Da' Troopa' start'in 'ta be blabb'in like ma'...

NANCYA'!!!!

**retired** · 12-30-2012, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper

Just when I thought I was flawless like you, Nancy. Thanks for reminding me I'm human. 'Precate it.

1042 Obama,

Ahhh, I didn't say you were human, just that you should pay more attention to taking your meds regularly, and lighten up with the booze while taking the meds.

**Rifleguy** · 12-31-2012, 01:57 PM

To explore more microbrews

Explore? Make your own.

http://www.homebrewers.com/category/...FQinPAodfFYAxg

One of our young chemical engineers made his own beer for his wedding and my lab supervisor is looking to do some micro brewing. Course their setups are handmade but store bought will work fine. Yeah we kinda drink a bit down here especially when a good UFC pay per view comes along.

**asullivan** · 12-31-2012, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by retired

1042 Obama,

Ahhh, I didn't say you were human, just that you should pay more attention to taking your meds regualarly, and lighten up with the booze while taking the meds.

Originally Posted by retired

regualarly

Sire Lt., wud' ya' teach ma' how 'ta spell'z??

Look'z like ya' be a gud teacha' of spell'in Sire Lt retired.

No mind no hows, da' 1042 cain't spell, all dem' books he wrote was in crayon..

Bet if ya' aked real nice like, he wud' send ya' sum auto-graphed copies, he wud!

Why I bet ya' cud' right sum of them 'thar books too!

Like ya' 'cud right lots of books on how ta' tend paper cut'z and all'z..., I mean been'in a Lt. and all'z...

Da' Trig just declared dat' ya' 'probly even had a automatic envelope licka'...fer' all dem' cites..

I smell a lie...

**retired** · 12-31-2012, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by asullivan

Sire Lt., wud' ya' teach ma' how 'ta spell'z??

Look'z like ya' be a gud teacha' of spell'in Sire Lt retired.

No mind no hows, da' 1042 cain't spell, all dem' books he wrote was in crayon..

Bet if ya' aked real nice like, he wud' send ya' sum auto-graphed copies, he wud!

Why I bet ya' cud' right sum of them 'thar books too!

Like ya' 'cud right lots of books on how ta' tend paper cut'z and all'z..., I mean been'in a Lt. and all'z...

Da' Trig just declared dat' ya' 'probly even had a automatic envelope licka'...fer' all dem' cites..

You got me on that one, but I don't know how I could teach you to spell when I don't even know what you are saying most of the time.

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