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Since the end is near I'm reflecting on the past 17 years and such. As the hour approaches I'll be going forth between here and my bunker. Hope you've all got you're BOB's ready.
I'm workin'! That's right, whatever's comin' I'm gonna meet it head on. The only thing that's gonna freak me out is if the call queue is completely empty when I roll out on a Friday night. Then I'll know it has begun.
Unless of course, everything just goes "poof" at 00:01, in which case I will probably be sitting on my couch watching a rerun of Always Sunny in Philadelphia, like I am right now.
They haven't specified a time, so I'm not sure if I have time for one last Mc Flurry or not. Is Always Sunny in Philadelphia any good? I guess I'm a bit late to get into a new series now.....
I'll be working too. As I work, I am going to do as much as possible to ridicule the scientists who brought this fallacy to the public. No man knows when the world is going to end. Every now and again, some crackpot convinces people that the time has come. Some quit their jobs, some sell everything they have and party until 'the end'. It's just another day; enjoy it.
I work from 1700 to 0100 tonight, Ill let ya'll know if theres any zombies or fire and brimstone or what not. I'm sure there will be a lot of end of the world parties.
I'm workin'! That's right, whatever's comin' I'm gonna meet it head on. The only thing that's gonna freak me out is if the call queue is completely empty when I roll out on a Friday night. Then I'll know it has begun.
Unless of course, everything just goes "poof" at 00:01, in which case I will probably be sitting on my couch watching a rerun of Always Sunny in Philadelphia, like I am right now.
One of my partners and I are daring each other to drive around with our gas mask on after 2400.
It would go over like a fart in church but would be the stuff of legends...
Do you wish to have no fear of authority? Then do what is good and you will receive approval from it, for it is a servant of God for your good. But if you do evil, be afraid, for it does not bear the sword without purpose; it is the servant of God to inflict wrath on the evildoer. Therefore, it is necessary to be subject not only because of the wrath but also because of conscience.
Haha Jacob, I've seen that posted 4 times already on facebook. Along with the crappy jokes and statuses that go "omg about to die#loveyouall". It gave me a good opportunity to clear out my friends list.
I'll get home with about 30 minutes of normality to go...I have provisions and high tech weaponry (Snickers bars and I'm gonna throw my computer at 'em!) Therefore I have a message for the zombies...
I am working tonight and will be tomorrow night as well. Already people going crazy, there is gonna be a lot of involuntary holds over the next 24 hours or so.
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