I dont date coppers anymore.

[woodstock]

So that's it. I dated the transit cop and the state trooper and Im done with it.
I know, I cant judge the whole lot of you, but I think I'm done. The transit cop was a mysongynistic misanthrope who thought he was right about everything and complained about his ex wife, his job and mankind. The state trooper was unattractive, had no "game" bored me to tears, had no personality, and had nothing interesting to say. I dumped him too. Im not saying Im perfect, but I think its fair to want to enjoy your time with people you have things in common with and who appreciate you.
Im now dating a divorced dad who works in financial collections, makes his own red wine, practices karate, loves hiking, is into music as much as I am, and loves spending his free time with me. Hence, my fascination with cops has come to a halt. That's my story guys, and Im stickin to it.
Peace and hair grease.
Woodstock.
Out.

[woodstock]

Oh..PS. I still love guns. And uniforms. LOL.

[just joe]

Based on your post, why would you even date the trooper.

If it makes you feel any better, I don't date officers either.

[Tmg]

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[woodstock]

I was trying not to be superficial. Its so hard to meet good people these days, I figured, well even if he';s not great looking, if he has an amazing personality, I might still see him. Good looks fade with time...so does the sex (i imagine)...
if you can manage to keep someone interested and entertained beyond that, then there's hope in finding a relationship that works and will last. At least I like to think so.

[jeffIL]

Ooookay.....

[Michigan]

Attention much?

[RSGSRT]

Attention much?

Nailed it!

[PtownVAMike]

So there you have it folks...............................

[1042 Trooper]

Wow. I was on the edge of my seat so long for this thread, I got a red mark.

[Iowa #1603]

Hence, my fascination with cops has come to a halt.

Hence you can probably forget your log in information and not bother us anymore

[PhilipCal]

I wish you all the luck and happiness in the world. A "collections wonk"? Yeah, now there's a really high class of people. Whatever cranks your tractor Gal, go for it.

[cajunguy]

Oh darn, I guess that means she won't date me either.

Oh, WAIT. I wasn't gonna date her to start with.

Guess that 3/4 of a million I have in the bank is still safe. Yep, it's still there. Just checked.


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[Zach Smith]

Edit......

[pujolsfan146]

Feel better now?

[Raiden341]

The state trooper was unattractive, had no "game" bored me to tears, had no personality, and had nothing interesting to say.

With this rationale, you sound easy. You completely hate the guy but still date him, lol.

MAKES SENSE TO ME!

[reils49]

I bet these 2 cops have a different story in the squad room:

"I was bangin' this chick, she was mental. She kept asking me if we could "be together"...and I'm like, listen we just spent 20 minutes together, ya know. I'll call you later, I gotta work tonight."

"She was a f***in whacko! She had this weird cop fetish..... she kept askin' me to handcuff her and smack her with my baton. And I'm like no way....what do you work for IA or something?"

"Finally, I got so bored with it. Told her enough is enough. No more red wine! No more hiking! I'm sticking to beer and football. Peace out."

[Sgt. Slaughter]

These guys seem more your speed.

[Henderson]

Uh, good.

I think your mistake was dating a transit cop and a state trooper. Everyone knows that transit cops are "mysongynistic misanthropes who thought he was right about everything and complained about his ex wife, his job and mankind" and state troopers are "unattractive, have no "game", bored you to tears, have no personality, who have nothing interesting to say." Really, you should have posted your idea of wanting to date a cop here first and we could've told you.

You should have at least dated a county deputy and city officer before you rule us all out. Besides, everyone knows deputies and city cops are the fun ones!

[Monkeybomb]

[woodstock]

Very cute, Zachie.

[woodstock]

Oh hush! I'm not going anywhere, cowboy.

[woodstock]

I'm not a big fan of union suits, so no, not my type either, but thanks for lookin out.

These guys seem more your speed.

[woodstock]

Shut up, Reils. That was lame.

I bet these 2 cops have a different story in the squad room:

"I was bangin' this chick, she was mental. She kept asking me if we could "be together"...and I'm like, listen we just spent 20 minutes together, ya know. I'll call you later, I gotta work tonight."

"She was a f***in whacko! She had this weird cop fetish..... she kept askin' me to handcuff her and smack her with my baton. And I'm like no way....what do you work for IA or something?"

"Finally, I got so bored with it. Told her enough is enough. No more red wine! No more hiking! I'm sticking to beer and football. Peace out."

[woodstock]

Clearly, I like learning the hard way.

Uh, good.

I think your mistake was dating a transit cop and a state trooper. Everyone knows that transit cops are "mysongynistic misanthropes who thought he was right about everything and complained about his ex wife, his job and mankind" and state troopers are "unattractive, have no "game", bored you to tears, have no personality, who have nothing interesting to say." Really, you should have posted your idea of wanting to date a cop here first and we could've told you.

You should have at least dated a county deputy and city officer before you rule us all out. Besides, everyone knows deputies and city cops are the fun ones!