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    Angry Here goes...

    Ok rant on..

    Today has been a heck of a day. First off, failed my dispatcher test for a PD this morning. I've been looking for a job since I was discharged from USMC Delayed Entry Poole. (whole 'nuther rant but it is what it is...) The test was on the complete other side of the valley. The test was the criticall test, a computer simulation which consist of 14 sections of skills a dispatcher would need to possess. The test is designed to be stressful and for the most part it was challenging but I felt confident. Well I ended up failing based solely on the fact that my "KPH" weren't high enough.. Oh well, it happens. then I get home and ***** pops off over text with my fiance who is due in october with my kid. I tried to just ignore her so I could cool off and not say anything I would regret but she goes NUTS and keeps calling and calling so I turn my phone off. Fall asleep for an hour and wake up. Turn the phone back on and instantly it starts ringing off the hook again. She shows up at the house and I go outside to talk to her and long story short she is giving me the engagement ring back... This blows... I just know she is going to try and keep the kid away from me and I am not totally sure what I can do...
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    Good luck with your next phase of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Hineline View Post
    Good luck with your next phase of life.
    Thank You!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stbspd View Post
    Ok rant on..
    Today has been a heck of a day.
    First off, failed my dispatcher test for a PD this morning. I've been looking for a job since I was discharged from USMC Delayed Entry Poole.

    Ya didn't "fail",,, ya' didn't "pass"..

    Dar's a big difference son...

    Ya' will pass...



    The test was on the complete other side of the valley. Well I ended up failing based solely on the fact that my "KPH" weren't high enough..
    So?





    Turn the phone back on and instantly it starts ringing off the hook again.









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    I just know she is going to try and keep the kid away from me and I am not totally sure what I can do...


    This is a Cop forum...


    I am not totally sure what I can do















    Start save'in fer' child support dummy!
    Last edited by asullivan; 07-24-2012 at 06:40 AM. Reason: Anotha' one get's cauGht wid' pants down..
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    who cares....was she hot??
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    Some days you're a windshield, some days you're a bug. This was a bug day, tomorrow may be better. Keep your chin up.




    Ya' that too!

    BUG FACE!!!
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    who cares....was she hot??
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    stb----

    What frustration!!!
    If she's pregnant, she's probably a bit irrational.
    Let things cool down and go back and talk to her.

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    *Agreed (woodstock) as for the KPH practice in the meantime any job is better than nothing with a baby on the way. The Delayed Entry issue I am sure there are other services than the Marines, not sure what you might have done to get kicked out of the program but nothing good comes to mind :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by V286 View Post
    *Agreed (woodstock) as for the KPH practice in the meantime any job is better than nothing with a baby on the way. The Delayed Entry issue I am sure there are other services than the Marines, not sure what you might have done to get kicked out of the program but nothing good comes to mind :/
    I couldn't make the PT meetings because I was struggling in school and had to go to tutoring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodstock View Post
    stb----

    What frustration!!!
    If she's pregnant, she's probably a bit irrational.
    Let things cool down and go back and talk to her.
    This isn't the first time though. just the first time since she's been preggo... Exes are exes for a reason...
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    Sully, I actually wanna see my son, not just be a loser paying child support...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stbspd View Post
    Sully, I actually wanna see my son, not just be a loser paying child support...

    Gud, real gud!!!

    If she don't comply's, we will deny!!!




    Da' Trig is on a missiOn thinGy..

    But when he get backs we do da' kidnapp's..!!!




    In da' meantime's, ya' outta' buzz ova' ta' da' barn and get hamm'ad wid' da' Perfessa'...
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    who cares....was she hot??
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by asullivan View Post
    Gud, real gud!!!

    If she don't comply's, we will deny!!!




    Da' Trig is on a missiOn thinGy..

    But when he get backs we do da' kidnapp's..!!!




    In da' meantime's, ya' outta' buzz ova' ta' da' barn and get hamm'ad wid' da' Perfessa'...
    Thats sounds real nice, lol I'z 17 ova there
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    Quote Originally Posted by stbspd View Post
    Thats sounds real nice, lol I'z 17 ova there
    Hold up!

    Wait a minute....

    You old enough to buy liquor???
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^

    Ya' just got bumped up kiddo...



    In ma' barn, eveyboda's a' get drunk'in age.!



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    Soooo...wez' can chase da' chickens....






    Kill a few ta'!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by crass cop View Post
    who cares....was she hot??
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    Hold up!

    Wait a minute....

    You old enough to buy liquor???
    Iz sure iz' Sarge!!!!

    Candy's dandy's butt's liQuor's is quicka'!!!

    Ask da' Sarge son!!!

    He be ova' ta' da' pefessa's barn lot's O' times, He has....


    I still smell a commie liberal rat, 'round dez' here part's I do DeClares!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    Hold up!

    Wait a minute....

    You old enough to buy liquor???
    Let's see, I just graduated from High School in May, I'm still an Explorer so..... Errrrrr what I meant to say that at this time I would like to invoke my 5th Amendment right that protects me from self-incrimination!!!

    Plus I don't have to buy it, Sully had me covered ...

    Sully, what are you jammin me up for, I though you said Sarge wouldn't know...

    JUST KIDDING!!!!! Geez I'm not stupid enough to come out on an internet forum and talk about consuming alcohol at 17 years old... Hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by stbspd View Post
    Let's see, I just graduated from High School in May,
    Uhhh Ummm's...



    I'm still an Explorer so..... Errrrrr what I meant to say that at this time I would like to invoke my 5th Amendment right that protects me from self-incrimination!!!

    Now's ya' a' dink'in kiddo!

    Plus I don't have to buy it, Sully had me covered ...


    True dat'..





    Sully, what are you jammin me up for, I though you said Sarge wouldn't know...




    Me jam ya' up kiddo? not likely.... Da' Sarge is ma' "sourse".....




    Geez I'm not stupid enough to come out on an internet forum and talk about consuming alcohol at 17 years old... Hahahaha

    What da' hell is so funna' 'bout dat'?????

    Ya' get "on-line discouNt's" thiNgies, ya' do's!!!
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    who cares....was she hot??
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stbspd View Post
    Let's see, I just graduated from High School in May, I'm still an Explorer so..... Errrrrr what I meant to say that at this time I would like to invoke my 5th Amendment right that protects me from self-incrimination!!!

    Plus I don't have to buy it, Sully had me covered ...

    Sully, what are you jammin me up for, I though you said Sarge wouldn't know...

    JUST KIDDING!!!!! Geez I'm not stupid enough to come out on an internet forum and talk about consuming alcohol at 17 years old... Hahahaha
    Like I knew you were 17! Maybe you got held back a few years....
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    LOL Thanks sully ya cheered me up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    Like I knew you were 17! Maybe you got held back a few years....
    I thought the Sarge was all knowing!
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    Sarge knows important stuff.

    Like you didn't pull out...
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    I was sleeping

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Now dat's some funny post thar' they is!!!

    come on Guys don't stop now's!!!!


    ssssspt.....stbspd tell da' sarge ya' could'nt, cause he was a' suck'in too hard..!!
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