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    Laugh a Little

    The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers,

    So I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

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    Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!"

    and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.

    It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

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    My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job.

    I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year!

    You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

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    Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?

    17% said yes;

    11% said No;

    72% said "I am not understanding the question please.".

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    The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife

    Is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

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    A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead".

    The operator says, "How do you know?"

    He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

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    My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker.

    Well... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

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    My wife has been missing a week now.

    The police said to prepare for the worst.

    So, I went down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
    Michigan and mikeymedic like this.

    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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    I laughed a lot. Hahahaha.

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    Hahaha.. Really Good One.

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