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    Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving....

    Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving....
    1. Talk about a huge breast!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    ... 5. That's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. .........Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!
    happy turkey day to all.... keep this going to those who love a laugh for the holiday..
    When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."

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    LOL, Thanks for the laugh!

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    Good ones! For me, Thanksgiving will never be the same.

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