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    "parking"

    i have always wondered this, and (hypothetically) based on last night's events, i figured this would make for an... interesting topic.

    (hypothetically) You pulled up on a truck, in a dark corner of the beach parking lot. You observe a man and women, both of age, consensually "talking". what would you do?


    (hypothetically), the sheriff who observed someone to meet my exact description told me-err uh--them... that i could be forever marked as a sex offender for "talking" in a parking lot.

    I completely expect hilarious answers.

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    Which one's mouth was moving?

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    was it the downtown or uptown parking lot?
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    lewd and lascivious might make you a sex offender in your area. So could the age of one of the parties involved. Was it the "Sheriff" or a Deputy???
    He may have been tryng to discourage you from "talking" in that location again.
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    Public nudity and/or shagging in a public place is NOT very smucking fart. There is the potential (tho' unlikely) of getting hooked up on the sex offender list, but I think it would probably just fall under "lewd conduct" statutes. Your mileage may vary, depending on the area.

    We catch people all the time. One of the bad things about living in a small town and having a rural county, is that often, I know one or both of the individuals, and more often than not, they are each married to someone else.

    Most of the time, I make plenty of noise when approaching the vehicle, and tell the occupants to get the hell out of there. (And if I know one or both of them, I let them wonder whether I'm going to tell their respective spouses or not.) I never have and never will, and anyway, eventually their filandering will catch up with them.
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    When I first entered the LE community, I worked a beach town as a patrol officer. We had a number of locales where folks would engage in heated and passionate embrace. One are in particular was a eucalyptus grove.

    The graveyard sergeant used to love to patrol that grove. He would park, go afoot and sneak up on a vehicle parked within.

    That was all well and good until one of those he was spying on was an off duty officer from another jurisdiction who almost shot the sergeant.

    He soon adopted the back up policy and would not venture forth without another unit.

    Oh, what a night!
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    haha... it was deputy. i was just wondering if since it was inside a vehicle, if that offered any more "safety" than just right out on the beach or a bench or something

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    Ironic name.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette_76 View Post
    Ironic name.
    Mind in the gutter again Smurf?
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    Yep.




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    *snicker*
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    haha...its an engine....i swear

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    It's one of those engines with a piston that just keeps on pumping...

    Seriously though, with regards to your post, you mention "women." How many? Were any of them the deputy's wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDog4907 View Post
    It's one of those engines with a piston that just keeps on pumping...
    Would "PowerStroke" be any more appropriate, you know, for the Ford guys?

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    Once when I was riding along, we came upon a couple parking in one of the favored parking spots in our area. The cop said to me, "I'm not sure who they'll be more upset to see-- me or you."

    We decided to keep me in the car.

    :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
    Mind in the gutter again Smurf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CruiserClass View Post
    Would "PowerStroke" be any more appropriate, you know, for the Ford guys?
    A completely inaccurate description for most.


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    While serving as an MP at a training post we routinely hunted for the young AIT soldiers "talking" in the remote locations of the post. We referred to them as "Breeders". We did our best to sneak up on them!


    Ahh good times.

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    Once rolled up on a car parked down by the lake, snuck up on them and imagine my surprise when it was two guys!....Then I realized one was a young man that my agency was putting through the police academy.

    Last time I heard he was doing well as a Deputy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrob33 View Post
    Once rolled up on a car parked down by the lake, snuck up on them and imagine my surprise when it was two guys!....
    I was just getting ready to post a similar thought----------it was at the scenic overlook at the end of the regional airport runway. I was training a rookie on the finer points of bushwhacking. We almost puked.
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    Thumbs down What a bunch of voyeurs...

    Live and let live......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jrob33 View Post
    Once rolled up on a car parked down by the lake, snuck up on them and imagine my surprise when it was two guys!....Then I realized one was a young man that my agency was putting through the police academy.

    Last time I heard he was doing well as a Deputy.
    This is why I make PLENTY of noise, if I'm walking up on a car that's "parking." Just in case... I really don't want to see two dudes playing, "Hide The Pickle."
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