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    Lady Attacked After Jumping Into Polar Bear Exhibit

    Lady Attacked After Jumping Into Polar Bear Exhibit

    So apparently a 32-year-old woman thought it would be a great idea to jump into the water with some Polar Bears at a Berlin Zoo DURING FEEDING TIME!!
    As to why she dove in, The Daily News says:


    http://www.dailystab.com/lady-attack...-bear-exhibit/
    Job security.

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    She probably just wanted to pet a real teddy bear.

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    hah, that woman is stupid!


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    natural selection at it's best.


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    She attacked the bears, if you ask me

    At least they didnt kill them like they usually do.

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    I'm glad they didn't kill the bear, that woman totally asked for it.

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    On the news in Socal they were saying that they did not know if she fell in or jumped. Do we know that she jumped in? If so oh well.

    OK never mind I read the story...Sorry. Years ago someone did the same in San Diego. He was taken for mental evaluation.
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    This bitch was high as a kite, I'm sure of it!

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    Oooh, the water is fun... I gonna play with cuddly bear!


    Oh hi Mr. Bear, come swim with me! lets play!


    AHHHH these bear proof clothes they do nothink!!!

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    Ceridwen - It looks like a comic strip, I laughed my butt off.

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    What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

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    What an idjit......

    Obviously, the gene pool needs some more chlorine in it.....hopefully, she hasnt reproduced and passed the stupid genes along to another generation.....
    The posts on this forum by this poster are of his personal opinion, and his personal opinion alone

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    At least it was Europe. Here there would be weeks of talk shows and news discussions about dangerous bear attacks and legislation requested making it illegal to be attacked by bears and making the owners liable. Its funny to me how no one ever thinks of the obvious solutions in this country such as Dont Fing jump into the bear pit. Its as if we are required to idiot proof the world for these people at everyone else's expense.

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    If she is stupid enough to jump into a polar bear (or any bear) cage then she deserves what she got.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Looker View Post
    What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
    x2. I thought of the exact same thing when I saw this.
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    By the size of her, she could have taken on the bear.
    It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

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    The poor woman. She thought someone said "BEER".

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    Well, she survived so she's out of the running for this years Darwin Award.

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    The bear did not like the taste of Bratwurst and bad beer.
    It's better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not.

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    Maybe she wasn't getting enough attention at home when she stripped bare naked in front of her husband...

    A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745

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    Beobachten Sie das, halten Sie hier mein Bier.
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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    And she forgot to wear a bra. Damn Beatniks! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jellybean400 View Post
    She attacked the bears, if you ask me
    Hahaha. That there is funny. I must agree!
    Prov 17:17 A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DACP View Post
    Beobachten Sie das, halten Sie hier mein Bier.
    "hey watch this, and hold my beer"?......
    The posts on this forum by this poster are of his personal opinion, and his personal opinion alone

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    So which is the polar bear?...

    Is it the one in the water, or the one standing on the rock?...
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