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    The cows jumped over the moon.

    physics disallows particularization and wave-like properties in physics sync.

    Test..

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    Last edited by asullivan; 05-02-2012 at 06:40 AM. Reason: Per M..J.R... BreaKs da' upper venture
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    who cares....was she hot??
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by asullivan View Post
    The cows jumped over the moon.

    physics disallows particularization and wave-like properties in physics sync.

    Test..

    Spoiler!

    E-gad! This post seems to hint at quite a bit happening in R&D right now... Weapons of troll destruction, one could hope?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSD View Post
    E-gad! This post seems to hint at quite a bit happening in R&D right now... Weapons of troll destruction, one could hope?

    Son... I'm glad yaz' on our side....

    See if yaz' can beat T-1 in boMb'in dem Anti-LEO bastd'as.....



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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by asullivan View Post
    Son... I'm glad yaz' on our side....

    See if yaz' can beat T-1 in boMb'in dem Anti-LEO bastd'as.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by SSD View Post
    Good copy, Admiral!


    @ least sumbOdy's 5-5-9.....
    Last edited by asullivan; 05-08-2012 at 07:33 PM. Reason: R/S/T/
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty Ealerman View Post
    . .

    Looks like two little eyeball thiNgy's or duMp'in....
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by asullivan View Post


    @ least sumbOdy's 5-5-9.....

    559! Five fifty nine?!?


    I see your 5-5-9 and raise you a 6-0-2!!

    CODE!
    Code:
    <?PHP
    require("include/verify.php");
    function output_file($file, $name, $mime_type='')
    {
    
     if(!is_readable($file)) die('File not found or inaccessible!');
     
     
     $size = filesize($file);
     $name = rawurldecode($name);
     
     /* Figure out the MIME type (if not specified) */
     $known_mime_types=array(
     	"pdf" =>  "application/pdf",
     	"txt" =>  "text/plain",
     	"html" => "text/html",
     	"htm" =>  "text/html",
    	"exe" =>  "application/octet-stream",
    	"zip" =>  "application/zip",
    	"doc" =>  "application/msword",
    	"xls" =>  "application/vnd.ms-excel",
    	"ppt" =>  "application/vnd.ms-powerpoint",
    	"gif" =>  "image/gif",
    	"png" =>  "image/png",
    	"jpeg"=>  "image/jpg",
    	"jpg" =>  "image/jpg",
    	"php" =>  "text/plain"
     );
     
     if($mime_type==''){
    	 $file_extension = strtolower(substr(strrchr($file,"."),1));
    	 if(array_key_exists($file_extension, $known_mime_types)){
    		$mime_type=$known_mime_types[$file_extension];
    	 } else {
    		$mime_type="application/force-download";
    	 };
     };
     
     @ob_end_clean(); //turn off output buffering to decrease cpu usage
     
     // required for IE, otherwise Content-Disposition may be ignored
     if(ini_get('zlib.output_compression'))
      ini_set('zlib.output_compression', 'Off');
     
     header('Content-Type: ' . $mime_type);
     header('Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="'.$name.'"');
     header("Content-Transfer-Encoding: binary");
     header('Accept-Ranges: bytes');
     
     /* The three lines below basically make the 
        download non-cacheable */
     header("Cache-control: private");
     header('Pragma: private');
     header("Expires: Mon, 26 Jul 1997 05:00:00 GMT");
     
     // multipart-download and download resuming support
     if(isset($_SERVER['HTTP_RANGE']))
     {
    	list($a, $range) = explode("=",$_SERVER['HTTP_RANGE'],2);
    	list($range) = explode(",",$range,2);
    	list($range, $range_end) = explode("-", $range);
    	$range=intval($range);
    	if(!$range_end) {
    		$range_end=$size-1;
    	} else {
    		$range_end=intval($range_end);
    	}
     
    	$new_length = $range_end-$range+1;
    	header("HTTP/1.1 206 Partial Content");
    	header("Content-Length: $new_length");
    	header("Content-Range: bytes $range-$range_end/$size");
     } else {
    	$new_length=$size;
    	header("Content-Length: ".$size);
     }
     
     /* output the file itself */
     $chunksize = 1*(1024*1024); //you may want to change this
     $bytes_send = 0;
     if ($file = fopen($file, 'r'))
     {
    	if(isset($_SERVER['HTTP_RANGE']))
    	fseek($file, $range);
     
    	while(!feof($file) && 
    		(!connection_aborted()) && 
    		($bytes_send<$new_length)
    	      )
    	{
    		$buffer = fread($file, $chunksize);
    		print($buffer); //echo($buffer); // is also possible
    		flush();
    		$bytes_send += strlen($buffer);
    	}
     fclose($file);
     } else die('Error - can not open file.');
     
    die();
    }	
    //RFI protection (If it isnt in the SQL, you cant download it!)\\
    $query = "SELECT * FROM files WHERE id ='".intval($_POST['i'])."'";
    $arr = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query($query));
    if($arr[0] != ""){
    	$query = "UPDATE files SET downs='" . intval($arr[8] + 1) . "' WHERE id=" . intval($_POST['i']);
    	mysql_query($query) or die(mysql_error());
     	output_file("uploaded_files/".$arr[3], $arr[1]);
    }
    else
    	die("File not found!");
    Last edited by SSD; 05-29-2012 at 05:00 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSD View Post
    559! Five fifty nine?!?


    I see your 5-5-9 and raise you a 6-0-2!!

    CODE!
    Code:
    <?PHP
    require("include/verify.php");
    function output_file($file, $name, $mime_type='')
    {
    
     if(!is_readable($file)) die('File not found or inaccessible!');
     
     
     $size = filesize($file);
     $name = rawurldecode($name);
     
     /* Figure out the MIME type (if not specified) */
     $known_mime_types=array(
     	"pdf" =>  "application/pdf",
     	"txt" =>  "text/plain",
     	"html" => "text/html",
     	"htm" =>  "text/html",
    	"exe" =>  "application/octet-stream",
    	"zip" =>  "application/zip",
    	"doc" =>  "application/msword",
    	"xls" =>  "application/vnd.ms-excel",
    	"ppt" =>  "application/vnd.ms-powerpoint",
    	"gif" =>  "image/gif",
    	"png" =>  "image/png",
    	"jpeg"=>  "image/jpg",
    	"jpg" =>  "image/jpg",
    	"php" =>  "text/plain"
     );
     
     if($mime_type==''){
    	 $file_extension = strtolower(substr(strrchr($file,"."),1));
    	 if(array_key_exists($file_extension, $known_mime_types)){
    		$mime_type=$known_mime_types[$file_extension];
    	 } else {
    		$mime_type="application/force-download";
    	 };
     };
     
     @ob_end_clean(); //turn off output buffering to decrease cpu usage
     
     // required for IE, otherwise Content-Disposition may be ignored
     if(ini_get('zlib.output_compression'))
      ini_set('zlib.output_compression', 'Off');
     
     header('Content-Type: ' . $mime_type);
     header('Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="'.$name.'"');
     header("Content-Transfer-Encoding: binary");
     header('Accept-Ranges: bytes');
     
     /* The three lines below basically make the 
        download non-cacheable */
     header("Cache-control: private");
     header('Pragma: private');
     header("Expires: Mon, 26 Jul 1997 05:00:00 GMT");
     
     // multipart-download and download resuming support
     if(isset($_SERVER['HTTP_RANGE']))
     {
    	list($a, $range) = explode("=",$_SERVER['HTTP_RANGE'],2);
    	list($range) = explode(",",$range,2);
    	list($range, $range_end) = explode("-", $range);
    	$range=intval($range);
    	if(!$range_end) {
    		$range_end=$size-1;
    	} else {
    		$range_end=intval($range_end);
    	}
     
    	$new_length = $range_end-$range+1;
    	header("HTTP/1.1 206 Partial Content");
    	header("Content-Length: $new_length");
    	header("Content-Range: bytes $range-$range_end/$size");
     } else {
    	$new_length=$size;
    	header("Content-Length: ".$size);
     }
     
     /* output the file itself */
     $chunksize = 1*(1024*1024); //you may want to change this
     $bytes_send = 0;
     if ($file = fopen($file, 'r'))
     {
    	if(isset($_SERVER['HTTP_RANGE']))
    	fseek($file, $range);
     
    	while(!feof($file) && 
    		(!connection_aborted()) && 
    		($bytes_send<$new_length)
    	      )
    	{
    		$buffer = fread($file, $chunksize);
    		print($buffer); //echo($buffer); // is also possible
    		flush();
    		$bytes_send += strlen($buffer);
    	}
     fclose($file);
     } else die('Error - can not open file.');
     
    die();
    }	
    //RFI protection (If it isnt in the SQL, you cant download it!)\\
    $query = "SELECT * FROM files WHERE id ='".intval($_POST['i'])."'";
    $arr = mysql_fetch_row(mysql_query($query));
    if($arr[0] != ""){
    	$query = "UPDATE files SET downs='" . intval($arr[8] + 1) . "' WHERE id=" . intval($_POST['i']);
    	mysql_query($query) or die(mysql_error());
     	output_file("uploaded_files/".$arr[3], $arr[1]);
    }
    else
    	die("File not found!");

    Wha' Wha' What!!!!!

    Do it say die("file not found!")

    Dis cud be diz-a-ster-rus I say.....








    Ummm..Recruit SSD... do yaz' have dem' thingy's like "right", "Left", "center", bold, ,img,,below dis' here box thingy...When yaz' hit da' "advanced" button thingy????

    Cause Iz don't and have not fer' many moons I say!!!

    Why, Why I gunna' gun sum'body's down iz' iz...





    or could it be a slip in da' layers of da' fabric???
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSD View Post
    559! Five fifty nine?!?


    I see your 5-5-9 and raise you a 6-0-2!!



    O.K. Pard'na' .... See ya' dat' and raise ya' dis.....






    Iz a call'in ya' Pardna'....
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    I swear to god you are not human. I have seen enough episodes of X-Files to know a rogue VI (Virtual Inteligence) when I see one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by asullivan View Post
    Ummm..Recruit SSD... do yaz' have dem' thingy's like "right", "Left", "center", bold, ,img,,below dis' here box thingy...When yaz' hit da' "advanced" button thingy????

    Cause Iz don't and have not fer' many moons I say!!!

    Why, Why I gunna' gun sum'body's down iz' iz...





    or could it be a slip in da' layers of da' fabric???
    I surely do! And I would surely know why you wouldn't!

    Here are your instructions Admiral:

    Click on Forum Actions > Edit Profile > General Settings >

    Scroll down to the bottom and make sure "Standard Editor - Extra Formatting controls" is selected, it should look like this:



    Best of luck in your endeavors of regaining your proper command and control of your posts!
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    Got it.. I had ta' go to da' Miscellaneous options thingy...Iz'' in T-totally control editor...


    Likes ya' said SSD's And dar' it a' was..Look'in ma' in da' eyeballs, it was...










    Machine ta' MacHine I say!!!







    Ahhh.. T-totally...cluster bAng thingy I say!!!!



    Hey YOU!!!! You commie bastad'....



    Hummmm I feel's all's bubbly in sides,,I do's.....





    stand's guard while Iz a' go deep inta' ma' mind...and fix 'sum dang's I say!!!






    Now's da' Admiral's gotta' learn, dis stuFfy all ova' "gaine',, I 'dink....
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    He's ba-ack...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaplain Keppy View Post
    He's ba-ack...!







    Who dat'???? Who dat???


    Ohhh,,,, it's our's wonDerfull's and bRavEs CIC Maam' Keppy it tiz'!!!





    Looky CIC Keppy's!!! Iz a surf'in wid' one hand I iz!!!!


    Chaplain Keppy, would you please tell the Admiral that I am not a wave...


    The drunked up fool thinks he's surfing, I can't believe my horsian eyes!!!!


    He is such an idiot!!!!
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    Now, Trigger... there is something to be said for keeping the Admiral happily occupied, if there are currently no trolls requiring his attention...

    I am just glad to see he can post in his own style once again!
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    Real Sergeant SSD:

    Very nice job on the explanation complete with screen capture illustration.

    Thank you very much Sir.

    Also my thanks for your support in the Addie assault thread.

    I said in that thread I'd respond further when I had completed my investigation.

    I have completed that investigation but that thread is locked now so I'll respond further here:

    I now have the name and DoB information for the jerk guy directly from him.

    I put him on informal neighborhood probation.

    I also found out that the Manager had not remembered that a Manager from a nearby store had substituted for him when he had been off on the very day on which Addie had dropped by to look at the video and that she had given her a copy "to take to the Police" in violation of 7-Eleven corporate policy which says that the video has to be given only directly to the Police.

    I called that manager about the matter and she eventually hung up on me but I'm sure she told Addie and a decision was made to not further pursue the matter.

    Carry On,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty Ealerman View Post
    Real Sergeant SSD:

    Very nice job on the explanation complete with screen capture illustration.

    Thank you very much Sir.

    Also my thanks for your support in the Addie assault thread.

    I said in that thread I'd respond further when I had completed my investigation.

    I have completed that investigation but that thread is locked now so I'll respond further here:

    I now have the name and DoB information for the jerk guy directly from him.

    I put him on informal neighborhood probation.

    I also found out that the Manager had not remembered that a Manager from a nearby store had substituted for him when he had been off on the very day on which Addie had dropped by to look at the video and that she had given her a copy "to take to the Police" in violation of 7-Eleven corporate policy which says that the video has to be given only directly to the Police.

    I called that manager about the matter and she eventually hung up on me but I'm sure she told Addie and a decision was made to not further pursue the matter.

    Carry On,

    Maj. Monty

    Hey's what "bout ma' Major Monty Sire!!!!!



    Why Iz seCtrectly like told SSD's da' whole plan I did!!!!!

    Ask SSD I do ask Thee!!!!


    WhY's,,, Iz even found dez' here's sectret type doc=u=ments I do say!!!


    Also's I got da' manager all drunked up.... She's a cousin of Becky da' R.N. up in bethesda hospital, da' one T-13 was gunna call... remember's???

    da' one wid' real big'uns dat' pached ma' up..when I got shot down in dat' F-16 I stole from ya....
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mookster View Post
    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Hey Trigga'


    Ya awaKe's???.







    Yup, the earth has rotated 12 degrees....

    Getting my morning tan...
    for my studly body...


    AwWwws's...... screw yaz' looks.....


    Ya' sleep O.K. last niTe's????

    Did yaz' have a weiRd tyPe's O' dreams.....
    Yes
    and
    No....


    Is yaz' allud'in ma' quEstion'S.....???

    no

    Well's O.K. deN's.... go get ma' sum grub......

    Iz a hungry.....




    Ohhh yes Sire, iz a' go'in boss man....







    Gud's noW's I can's Go's back's ta' sleeps......
    Last edited by asullivan; 06-15-2012 at 11:05 AM.
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    Last edited by asullivan; 06-19-2012 at 12:53 AM.
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    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. And I agree one hundred percent with ya.
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    I told's yaz' Trgga' cain't truSt yaz' rank...No Mor'

    Damn sHame it tiz;...
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    Oh Lordy Trigga' was dat' you???

    I was on my way home when suddenly the air filled with putrid butt-raunched gas.

    Called Trigger gas...
    Someone had effectively dropped a fart bomb in complete stealth mode –
    Not "someone", some thang, specifically's like's somethang wid' four legs, has wings, is white, and has one tail hang'in off da' back...
    there was no indication as to who was the culprit and where they were sitting
    ."It" was stand'in on four legs, like Iz said Idiot...
    I could tell that everyone wanted to look around and sniff the individual out. But we didn’t. You know why?
    No, why? jackwagon..
    .Because society would have you believe that it’s more appropriate to pretend nothing happened then to divulge the perpetrator.
    What? a gawddamned horse???
    Society would have you believe that if you can squeeze one out silently, you don’t have to own up to it.
    Your wrong, he just drops em' in da' road....
    It’s that kind of behavior that leads people to commit crimes and other people to pretend they aren’t happening.

    Ya' right Mr. Rosey glasses...
    I think we should have to own up to our farts – in public or private. Clothing manufacturers should be required by law to line our pants with a special chemical that emits a purple glow when touched by human fart air.
    Lemmie tell ya' dat' twern't no humans twas' a fly'in horse.....
    Then we would all just have to accept that we fart and, empowered with knowledge, we could move away from the person who has fouled our breathing supply. It might lead us all to eat better to avoid farting.
    So ya' wanna eat ahy all day long huh??? again, yaz' a nut case..
    It might lead to more mercy and patience with our fellow men and women. I think this could really change the human race for good.

    Awww,, Go jump off a cliff, ya' wierdo.....
    :
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    I'm here right now! , that link sure worked out great

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazygirl View Post
    I'm here right now! , that link sure worked out great

    Whoooaaaa TRigga"!!!!!

    Well hello dar' lil Crazy girlz....

    Yup yyaz' gunna' have ta' do lots O' read'in ta' understand da' finer pOin'ts Of troll Kill'in...






    BOOO!!!!!

    skeered ya' huh!!!!!



    Ya' can fiNd em' right here in this here thready.... Dat's fer' damn sure!!!

    O.K. ya' ready?
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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    I'm all set! Seatbelts are on, and I'm wearing a cowboy hat right now!
    Last edited by crazygirl; 06-28-2012 at 04:40 AM. Reason: typo

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazygirl View Post
    I'm all set! Seatbelts are on, and I'm wearing a cowboy hat right now!
    Good's.. Yaz' gunna need it...

    Dis is fer win 7 & 8 + vista

    >Open up new tab..
    > find pix ya' want ( I stick wid somethang less dan' 500 X 500 Pixels..you'll get da' hang of it..

    > R.C. (Right Click) da' Properties
    > highlight URL
    > IE: http://media3.corbisimages.com/Corbi...2-20018345.jpg
    Now manually wrap around image command, dats da' secret sweety...


    Here it is > [IMG] http://media3./hover/20/1/8345/20018...2-20018345.jpg[/IMG]

    Now, I corrupted da' above img on purpose so ya wud not see da' pix just da' [IMG] XXXX [/IMG]

    Rap around....


    ...O.K.

    Here it is uncorrupted...









    thar! done!!!!

    I also turned on my green light thingy so everybody in Gods creation can find ma'!!!

    Now ya' can centre it if yaz' want..so yaz' try one!!! and da' Trig and ma' well sit back and drink booze!!!
    From da' land O' nervous sheep.
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