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Old 02-02-2005, 11:41 PM   #1
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What are Police Officers made of?

A Police Officer is a composition of all good things, a mingling of saint and sinner, dust and deity.. Less then one-half of 1 percent of police officer misfit the uniform.

He or She of all people, is at once the most wanted and the most unwanted ..Suddenly, the officer becomes the diplomat and settle differences between individuals, so each person will think they won.

If a police officer is pleasant, they are flirt's, if they are not they are a grouch...They must be able to: start breathing, Stop bleeding, Tie splints, and above all be sure the victim goes home without a limp- or expect to be sued...

They must know every gun, draw on the run, and hit where it doesn't hurt. They must be able to whip two people twice their size and half their age without damaging their uniforms and without "brutal excessive force."

If a person hits an officer first, the officer is labled a coward. If the officer hits a person first, then they are labled a bully or to aggressive. an officer must know where all the sin is and not partake in it. An officer must chase bum leads to a dead end and stake out many nights to tag one witness who saw it happened, but refused to remember.

An officer must risk their lives 10 times in one day, to save one person or bring little lost Johnny home safely. An officer must know God, for God knows officers must chase and pursue bad guys in their autos or on foot relentlessly, never giving up, but always "getting their man."

An officer must be a minister, a social worker, a diplomat, a tough guy, a good guy, a salesman, assistant to the undertaker and a gentleman or a lady. An officer must never show emotion, always show a smile and waive to the public, even when they are ill.

An officer must always mend and never offend and pray to go home safely at the end of the day. An officer of course, must be above all- a genius-for they will have to feed a family on a police officer's salary.

THe origional author of this is unknown. I was given this while still attending the Academy. One of my instructors added some to it from his personal experiences, and I thought I would share it with everyone one the board. I hope you all enjoy.
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:26 AM   #2
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whomever wrote this crap is trying to make the profession seem more profound than it really is. in the end, its just a freakin job with ups and downs like every other profession. if i won the lottery tonight, id quit tomorrow.
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Old 02-03-2005, 02:56 AM   #3
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whomever wrote this crap is trying to make the profession seem more profound than it really is. in the end, its just a freakin job with ups and downs like every other profession.
I'm not really a fan of that type of woe-is-me me stuff, either.
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Old 02-03-2005, 10:55 AM   #4
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Angry

Gee sorry guys I didn't think it was that bad.
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I thought it was somewhat insipid.
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:31 AM   #6
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Ok my bad I'll not put nothing like that on here again
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:57 AM   #7
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"What are police officers full of?"

Try that one.
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:47 PM   #8
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whomever wrote this crap is trying to make the profession seem more profound than it really is.
I concur with Bart....Same goes for the "You're not the police until you eat them"...or taste them....or whatever that little ditty was...
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:38 PM   #9
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"What are police officers made of?"

Sugar and spice and everthing nice...

Yeah, right.he he he
Maybe a few too many pizzas and beers, and hopefully no more McD's or any fast crap for that matter.
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:24 PM   #10
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Blood and spit,
and LOTS o' s%@t,

THAT's what cops are made of.


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Old 02-03-2005, 05:44 PM   #11
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What are the police made of???

**** and Vinegar...
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Old 02-03-2005, 10:17 PM   #12
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thats the kind of thing that my mom would e-mail me, and likely, that is the demographic this thing is going to....mothers with a kid who is an LEO. I cant really picture an LEO sitting down to write that, but like I said, I could picture my mother getting all teary eyed over it.

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Old 02-03-2005, 10:37 PM   #13
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whomever wrote this crap is trying to make the profession seem more profound than it really is. in the end, its just a freakin job with ups and downs like every other profession. if i won the lottery tonight, id quit tomorrow.
Why would you let it go so easily??
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Why would you let it go so easily??
how many people in their right mind would keep working if they instantly became a multi millionaire?
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thats the kind of thing that my mom would e-mail me, and likely, that is the demographic this thing is going to....mothers with a kid who is an LEO. I cant really picture an LEO sitting down to right that, but like I said, I could picture my mother getting all teary eyed over it.
exactly. people get all teary eyed over this nonsense and all it does is alienate us from everybody else. crap essays like this try to put us on a pedestal causing the public to lose sight of the fact that we are everyday people like everybody else. people forget that we have bills to pay, mouths to feed, marital problems, family problems and every other thing that regular people go through.

im not a tough guy. im not the most compassionate person on the planet. im probably the farthest thing from the cop described in that essay. i dont go to work because of any profound higher calling. i go to work to maintain a lifestyle.
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Why would you let it go so easily??
I could give you 1 million reasons... Even if that was the bare minimum that I won...

Lets see, I come into X million dollars, and Im still gonna put up with ****bags everyday? I might still do it for a while, but come on... Theres so many other things I would do... Finish school, travel, buy useless ammounts of **** that i dont need... Be on MTV Cribs.. lol

Sure Id miss a lot of the job, but come on... I'll be damned if Im gonna get shot by some clown when Ive got a few million in the bank at home...

But hey, thats just me...
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:12 PM   #17
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I could give you 1 million reasons... Even if that was the bare minimum that I won...
i dont know man. i would need more than that. id say maybe 15 million is my threshhold.
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Old 02-03-2005, 11:54 PM   #18
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Well No I didn't get this from my mom she passed away in 96. We were told to bring in a frame by an instructor one day and he had printed that out and gave it to us. I don't in anway think it was meant in the way ya'll are taking it.I meant this post to be uplifting not to **** off anyone or make ya'll think we are on some sort of pedestal. Obviously you didn't get into this life because of the fame or fortune. Gee I know we all got into Law Enforcement to "Help People" ... YEAH RIGHT!!
I already apologized for posting it. So let me do it again

I AM SORRY I WILL NOT POST ANYTHING THOUGHT TO BE UPLIFTING ANYMORE
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Well.. Im still young on the job, but got into LE because I thought I could make a difference.. and I tell myself thats why I do it every night I lace up my boots. Im definitely not the guy they portray in the essay but who is?

Keep posting Lady, there are some people out here that actually dont mind to read that stuff
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PDWard, you were born the same month & same year that I graduated high school.

Thanks for making me feel old.





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Keep posting Lady, there are some people out here that actually dont mind to read that stuff
I second that. Though Bart did make a point that we ourselves, are normal people like everyone else. But we are being asked to do a job that really gets the double edged sword. I did not get into this field for the money or just to have a job. The ones who do come in for those reaosns, I find leave after a couple of years. I also see these same people become slugs who hide behind a desk. Eventhough you may not admit it, it takes a little more to suit up.

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Old 02-04-2005, 09:08 AM   #22
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well Like I said I meant it to be uplifting and something a little different then we are used to hearing. I didnt mean to post it on here as some sort of hero crap. I simply meant it to be light. It does however say some things that are true and some of how the public pereives us. I know what this job entails and I know that none of us see ourselves that way.

For those who did enjoy it ....great thats what it was meant for.
For those who didn't well am sorry but but I simply said I hope you enjoy it , but opinions are like @$$holes everyone has one and maybe you should learn to lighten up a bit. After all life especially in this line of work is too short to be uptight.

As for posting on here I'll still post it just won't be that type of stuff anymore.
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Old 02-04-2005, 11:20 AM   #23
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LadyLawman, you post what you want. We can always scroll past it....

Stuff like that "uplifts" cops to that proverbial pedestal.

Most cops are very practical people. If you want to hold me up as a hero, that's fine. Most people will say that the police are heroes. Then they spit holler and swear when they get a traffic ticket. (And GOD FORBID that city council shouldpropose a tax increase to support the local "heroes.")

All we are doing is a job that we love. If you want to "uplift" the profession, how 'bout contacting your legislators and seeing what you can do about helping us put a kid through college without having to find side jobs 3-4 nights of the week for the extra cash?

There. That's my two cents worth. Who do I see about getting my penny worth of change?
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LadyLawman, you post what you want. We can always scroll past it....

Stuff like that "uplifts" cops to that proverbial pedestal.
If cops become egotistical after reading these things, they were before they read it. I look at these as a reminder of the things we in LE face, and know I'm not alone.

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