Dear Walter:...

[SgtCHP]

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off
for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I
hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out
and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my
husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in
our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we
have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I
would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I
can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can
be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking
that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the
vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all
grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it
could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery
pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
-Walter

[DinoTX]

:D :D :D :D :D That's Awesome!!!

[KapsFB]

Good One - Similar to this I posted about a year ago. They never get old.
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Dear Abby:
I've never written to you before, but I need your advice. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual
signs -- if my phone rings, I pick it up and the person on the other
end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot
recently, although when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just
some friends from work; you don't know them." I always try to stay
awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down that I just don't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I really checked on her. Around midnight I decided to
hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so that I could get a good
view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with
"the girls." When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her
blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and
slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, when I noticed that
the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack
right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself, or should
I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Signed,
Perplexed

[FireCop86]

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off
for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I
hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out
and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my
husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in
our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we
have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I
would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I
can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can
be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking
that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the
vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all
grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it
could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery
pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
-Walter


lol that was funny. i just read one very similar to that one in a readers digest magazine. still makes me laugh.

[nebraska_deputy]

That's funny! Dump his @$$! :D