me again
06-22-2001, 04:41 PM
A patrolman was dispatched to an elderly woman's home when some kids hit her mailbox with a baseball bat (a drive-by).
The elderly victim had the officer sit down at her kitchen table while she went to her bedroom to look for a piece of paper that she had written the suspect's license plate on.
The officer noticed a small dish with about 25 peanuts in the center of the kitchen table. He took a few of the peanuts and began to eat them. After 5 minutes, he noticed that he had eaten all the peanuts.
When the elderly woman finally returned with the piece of paper, the officer apoligized for eating all the peanuts.
"That okay officer" replied the woman. "Now that I have lost all my teeth, I only get to suck the chocolate off."
The elderly victim had the officer sit down at her kitchen table while she went to her bedroom to look for a piece of paper that she had written the suspect's license plate on.
The officer noticed a small dish with about 25 peanuts in the center of the kitchen table. He took a few of the peanuts and began to eat them. After 5 minutes, he noticed that he had eaten all the peanuts.
When the elderly woman finally returned with the piece of paper, the officer apoligized for eating all the peanuts.
"That okay officer" replied the woman. "Now that I have lost all my teeth, I only get to suck the chocolate off."