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A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old azz?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
Fastie
08-23-2002, 12:41 AM
LOL..... that's great.... but I'm disappointed, I thought you were offering to help out all of us women forum memebers.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />
OH!! I can do that! I can do that! I can do that!<bouncing on bed> I can do that! :D
Fastie
08-23-2002, 12:52 AM
yipee yipee ..... 207 is giving free breast exams at the convention..... hoooray !!!! I can't wait.... I bet the attendance at least doubles with this news !!!! :D
I'm going to bring my own equipment <a href="http://www.bigjuju.com/jokes/free-mammograms.htm" target="_blank">Free exams</a>
Fastie
08-24-2002, 12:51 AM
OHMIGOD !!! That is really really bad !!!! :D but I like the goatee....lol... :D
For those of you who really WANT the "mammogram experience," I will bring two bricks. . . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> :p :D
jellybean40
08-25-2002, 12:42 PM
LOL Don...i like to call it "the big squeeze" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
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