doghandler
12-03-2001, 06:47 PM
A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods hoping for a snack. While running the rabbit trips over a shiny object and they both stop and stare at it for a second. They start fighting over it for a minute and during the struggle a genie appeared and said, “Thank you for freeing me from my lamp. Because you both rubbed it, I will grant you each three wishes.” The bear speaks right up saying; “ I wish I was the only male bear in the woods so all the female bears would want to make love to me.” POOF!! It is done. The rabbit says, “ I wish I had a helmet.” The bear starts laughing at such a stupid request while the genie grants it. For his second wish the bear asks to be the only male bear in the entire country, that way all the female bears will want to make love to him…POOF!! It is done. The rabbit asks for a motorcycle for his second wish…POOF!! The bear is laughing like crazy now…disbelieving the rabbit is wasting his three wishes. For is final wish the bears asks to be the only male bear in the entire world, so he can make love to all the female bears anywhere he goes…. POOF!! He is now the only male bear in the entire world. The rabbit puts on his helmet, climbs on his new motorcycle, and starts it up and right before leaving says, “For my final wish I wish the bear was gay!” VVVVVRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!