Tazz
11-30-2001, 10:43 PM
*Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. (or waiting for a train!)
*Vacation means going to the family reunion.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You know several people who have hit a deer.
*Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
*You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
*Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
*Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
*You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
*You use fix as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
*All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
*You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.
*You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.
*You only own three spices: Tony's, ketchup, and Tabasco.
*The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
*You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
*You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, summer, Still Summer, and
Christmas.
*You know whether another Louisianan is from southern or northern Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.
*There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
*Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as goin wal-martin or off to Wally World.
*You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.
*A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
*You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a hunk of bread with flavored flour and water (a delicacy known as biscuits n' gravy)
*Vacation means going to the family reunion.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*You know several people who have hit a deer.
*Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
*Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
*You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
*Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
*Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
*You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
*You use fix as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
*All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
*You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.
*You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.
*You only own three spices: Tony's, ketchup, and Tabasco.
*The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
*You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
*You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
*You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, summer, Still Summer, and
Christmas.
*You know whether another Louisianan is from southern or northern Louisiana as soon as they open their mouth.
*There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
*Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as goin wal-martin or off to Wally World.
*You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good gumbo weather.
*A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
*You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a hunk of bread with flavored flour and water (a delicacy known as biscuits n' gravy)