Software Problem

[PeacefulDragon]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs
such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed

Desperate

REPLY:

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the Command C:\I THOUGHT YOU
LOVED
ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as
designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and
Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence

2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will
create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support