Guard Dog
07-30-2001, 02:37 PM
A man was suffering man from terrible headaches,always in the back of his head. He sought the help of several doctors but none could provide relief. He finally went to a new doctor in town that was known to practice a new holistic form of medicine.
After discribing his headache symptoms to the doctor, the doctor said, "I know you'll find this extremely odd advise, but I had the same exact headaches as you've discribed. I researched and found that repeated exercise of the tounge and jaw relieve the pain. In furtherance I discovered if I performed oral sex upon my wife for 30 minutes each day the pain went away and did not return. Try this technique and see if it doesn't help, and then see me in thirty days."
Thirty days later the man came back. "Doctor" he said. " I thought you were nuts!, I thought that prescibing oral sex was as far out as being a witch doctor, but you know the headaches have gone away and have not returned just as you said. I don't know how to thank you. You are truely a marvelous doctor. Oh... and by the way you have a beautiful house" :D
[ 07-30-2001: Message edited by: Guard Dog ]
After discribing his headache symptoms to the doctor, the doctor said, "I know you'll find this extremely odd advise, but I had the same exact headaches as you've discribed. I researched and found that repeated exercise of the tounge and jaw relieve the pain. In furtherance I discovered if I performed oral sex upon my wife for 30 minutes each day the pain went away and did not return. Try this technique and see if it doesn't help, and then see me in thirty days."
Thirty days later the man came back. "Doctor" he said. " I thought you were nuts!, I thought that prescibing oral sex was as far out as being a witch doctor, but you know the headaches have gone away and have not returned just as you said. I don't know how to thank you. You are truely a marvelous doctor. Oh... and by the way you have a beautiful house" :D
[ 07-30-2001: Message edited by: Guard Dog ]