Mike Tx
07-27-2001, 02:50 PM
A lady takes her dead dog to the Vet to see if he can help. The vet examines the poor dog and tells the lady it is dead. The lady sobs and crys begging the Vet to please do something to bring her beloved doggie back to life. The Vet injects a heart stimulant and administers CPR but to no avail. He tells the lady the dog is dead. She shrieks and begs him asking if there isn't SOMETHING he can do. At last the Vet agrees that maybe there is one more thing.
The Vet goes off into another room and returns with a big old tom cat and sets it down on the table with the dead dog. The cat circles and sniffs the dog a few times and then jumps off the table and returns to his room. The Vet says the dog is dead and there is nothing that can be done. The lady asks the vet to dispose of it.
A week later the lady gets a bill from the Vet for 350.00. She goes ballistic and calls him up up demanding an explanation. The Vet says, "$50 dollars for the exam and shot, 50 for the disposal, and 250 dollars for the CAT scan."
The Vet goes off into another room and returns with a big old tom cat and sets it down on the table with the dead dog. The cat circles and sniffs the dog a few times and then jumps off the table and returns to his room. The Vet says the dog is dead and there is nothing that can be done. The lady asks the vet to dispose of it.
A week later the lady gets a bill from the Vet for 350.00. She goes ballistic and calls him up up demanding an explanation. The Vet says, "$50 dollars for the exam and shot, 50 for the disposal, and 250 dollars for the CAT scan."