cajuncop
07-24-2001, 01:31 PM
The following are copies of ACTUAL written
statements submitted to the police on report forms. The drivers were instructed to give a brief statement on the particulars of the accident in their own words.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and
collided with a tree I don't know.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at
my Mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a
telephone pole.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I
fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my
vehicle and vanished.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go,
so I ran over him.
I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman
as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a
number of times before I hit him.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front,
I struck the pedestrian.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it
to the other side of the roadway when I struck
him.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision I
stepped on the gas and crashed into the other
car.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign
suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign
had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in
time to avoid the accident.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little
guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the
other way.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on
removing my hat, I found that I had fractured my
skull.
I thought I could squeeze between two trucks
when my car became squashed.
statements submitted to the police on report forms. The drivers were instructed to give a brief statement on the particulars of the accident in their own words.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and
collided with a tree I don't know.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at
my Mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a
telephone pole.
I had been driving my car for forty years when I
fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my
vehicle and vanished.
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go,
so I ran over him.
I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman
as he bounced off the hood of my car.
The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a
number of times before I hit him.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front,
I struck the pedestrian.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it
to the other side of the roadway when I struck
him.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision I
stepped on the gas and crashed into the other
car.
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign
suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign
had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in
time to avoid the accident.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little
guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the
other way.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on
removing my hat, I found that I had fractured my
skull.
I thought I could squeeze between two trucks
when my car became squashed.