"To Serve and Protect" Motto Replacements

[cajuncop]

1. "To unnerve and suspect"

2. "You call, we brawl"

3. "To provide you idiots with outstanding police services"

4. "No call's too small"

5. "Deserving and neglected since 1865"

6. "To serve and protect, despite the current provisions as laid out in the city's proposed contract"

7. "Enforcement with a smile"

8. "To be slightly injured and collect"

9. "If we're not there in 10 minutes you get a free pizza"

10."Cops-r-Us"



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Without the support of our fellow officers, sometimes we have no support at all.

[mac90]

We whack 'em, you stack 'em!

[Don]

"COUNTY MORGUE"
you stab 'em, we slab 'em

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"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!"
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[FLLawdog]

"To Appease and Pacify"

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FLLawdog
"Never try to teach a pig to sing...it wastes your time and it annoys the pig."

[Copper2be]

Who could forget that old standard.


The LAPD has changed their motto from "To serve and protect" to "We'll treat you like a King". http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[JB]

A redneck Fire Department:

"You light 'em, we fight 'em!"

[Copper2be]

A funeral parlour.

"Chandlers Funeral parlour....you stab 'em , we slab 'em."

[mac90]

...or, you cut 'em we gut 'em.

[Mark THG]

In god we trust..... All others are suspects!

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[JB]

I thought it was "In God we trust...all others we run NCIC!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[cloudy1980]

Originally posted by JB:
I thought it was "In God we trust...all others we run NCIC!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

absolutely, jb. trust no one.
kate

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"Life's a journey, not a destination." Aerosmith

[Jean]

City Morgue- You kill 'em, we chill 'em!

Reminds me of when I was a teenager. When a guy asked for our phone# and we didn't like them, we memorized the morgue's ph# and gave that to them instead. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[SemperFi]

EMS- You maul 'em, we'll haul 'em

[Blonde Heat]

Your dime, My time.

Police department, Address please. "How can i help you?

People would be so shocked that they called the police department, they would hang up immediatly.

[farrellsm77]

To puinish and enslave.

[cgh6366]

After the WTO riots, we pondered "To swerve and deflect"

[InlandEmpire]

If we can't fix it,,we won't...

[Guams]

"We'll kick your a** and take your donuts too!"

I can't believe that hadn't been mentioned yet.

[Huey County]

My Signature

[britplod]

"Were here to protect your ***, not kiss it":D

[OWI Enforcer]

Come on Vacation, Leave on Probation.

[BikeCop501]

you call, we haul...