Traffic Stop

[TexasGlockCop]

An officer pulls over a vehicle for speeding. The husband is driving and his wife is in the passenger seat.
Officer: "Please show me your license and proof of insurance."
Driver hands over his license and insurance card.
Officer: "Sir, the reason you were stopped is because you were traveling 67 in a 55."
Driver: "Really officer, I had no idea."
Wife: "You know darn well you were going that fast. I told you to slow down."
Driver to wife: "Just let me handle this."
Officer: "Sir do you realize you license is expired?"
Driver: "No sir, I thought it was good until next year."
Wife: "You know better. You have been putting that off for months now."
Driver to wife: "Will you please be quiet."
Officer: "Sir, you also have a stop lamp that is not working."
Driver: "You're kidding me. It is hard to tell from here."
Wife: "I told you weeks ago that it was out."
Driver to wife: "I told you to shut-up."
Officer: "Sir, this insurance card is not for this vehicle."
Driver: "I must have gotten the two cars mixed up."
Wife: "You did not. I told you that you would get caught for that."
Driver: "B!tch, will you shut-up!!"
Officer: "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you like that?"
Wife: "Only when he's drunk."