Teton
07-23-2001, 05:19 AM
Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up
ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do
the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, and
put a label on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the
Trooper said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Earl said.
"We're on the patch."
ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do
the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, and
put a label on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the
Trooper said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Earl said.
"We're on the patch."