mac90
07-15-2001, 12:52 PM
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of the sudden
the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His
buddy asked, "What are we going to do?" The driver said, "Don't worry. Just
do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the
labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove
the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking."
They pull over and the cop walked up to the car. He looked at them kind of
funny, then asked for a driver's license. He asked him, "Have you been
drinking?" "Oh, no sir," the driver replied.
"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you "sure" you
haven't been drinking?" the cop asked. "Oh no sir," the drunk answered, "We
havent had a thing to drink tonight."
"Well, I've got to ask you," said the cop, "What on earth are those things on
your forehead.?
"Thats easy , officer, "replied the drunk confidently, You see we're both
alcoholics, and we're on the Patch!"
the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His
buddy asked, "What are we going to do?" The driver said, "Don't worry. Just
do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the
labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove
the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking."
They pull over and the cop walked up to the car. He looked at them kind of
funny, then asked for a driver's license. He asked him, "Have you been
drinking?" "Oh, no sir," the driver replied.
"I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you "sure" you
haven't been drinking?" the cop asked. "Oh no sir," the drunk answered, "We
havent had a thing to drink tonight."
"Well, I've got to ask you," said the cop, "What on earth are those things on
your forehead.?
"Thats easy , officer, "replied the drunk confidently, You see we're both
alcoholics, and we're on the Patch!"