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mac90
07-15-2001, 08:53 AM
Dear Abby,

I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in New Hope, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and
are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have
two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for rape
and murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx
and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time there is limited,
as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my
two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to
prostitute themselves,at least it would get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin...

Abby, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family
and of course I want to be totally honest with her....

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?

Signed,

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