Some Police humor

[Tazz]

It's an animated list of what not to say to a cop. It might take a couple of minutes to load, But it sure is funny. http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/saytocops.cfm

[This message has been edited by Tazz (edited 07-13-2001).]

[Jean]

More things that you should never say to a Cop:
1. I can see your point but, I still think you're full of s**t!
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I see that you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'm really easy to get along with once you people have learned to worship me.
5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
6. I'm out of my mind but, feel free to leave a message.
7. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
8. Ahh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
9. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
10. I am already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
11. What am I?? Flypaper for freaks?
12. I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant.
13. And your cry-baby, whiny-a** opinion would be..?
14. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
15. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
16. Nice perfume/after shave, must you marinate in it?

[mac90]

How about this one my brother used:

Ok McGarett!