powveronica
07-12-2001, 02:07 AM
Have you heard this one?
Police officer pulls over this guy going 110 he says can I see your driver's license the man say it's expired, the Officer says can I see your registration and he says it's in the glove box with my gun. The officer says you have a gun in the glove box? He says yes I killed my wife and she's in the trunk. The officer immediately radio's his supervisor. Supervisor arrives on the scene the officer explains the situation to him - so the Supervisor goes to the man and says I'd like to see your DL the man hands it to him, he says do you have a gun in the glove box the man says no, do you have a body in the trunk and he says no did he tell you that and the Supervisor said yes, the man says and I bet ya he told you I was speeding too.
Police officer pulls over this guy going 110 he says can I see your driver's license the man say it's expired, the Officer says can I see your registration and he says it's in the glove box with my gun. The officer says you have a gun in the glove box? He says yes I killed my wife and she's in the trunk. The officer immediately radio's his supervisor. Supervisor arrives on the scene the officer explains the situation to him - so the Supervisor goes to the man and says I'd like to see your DL the man hands it to him, he says do you have a gun in the glove box the man says no, do you have a body in the trunk and he says no did he tell you that and the Supervisor said yes, the man says and I bet ya he told you I was speeding too.