Ninja Mall Security Guard

[Delta_V]

This is a copied thread from over at GlockTalk, and is quite hillarious (if you have an knowledge of firearms).

Note that this isn't actually the Glocktalk page, so if you want to view the second page of the thread, you need to click on the link provided in the second-to-last posting on the first page.
http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

[This message has been edited by PatrickM98 (edited 07-10-2001).]

[Evian Ton]

some of the funniest stuff I've EVER read!
Thank you

[Jim Burnes]

That's better than TV!

Jim Burnes

[Z28CBR]

That is just too funny.

Wear your vest, wear your seatbelt.

[powveronica]

Boy - I thought of a solution, before he takes off running slip his arms out and turn the vest around. That way his extra plate will be protecting his back http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif daaaaaaaaaaaa

[Tazz]

If you are a member of a three-man rapid tactical force
if you want full autos for a mall
if you think you need full autos for a mall
if your wife has a 300 win mag break down rifle in her briefcase
it fits with this thread.. if have Ninja boots
if you leave footprints on the wall
if you wear body armor
if you duct tape trauma plates to your body armor
if you have a modified electric vehicle that can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes
if you think your a cop that does not get the glory

[This message has been edited by Tazz (edited 07-12-2001).]

[SpecOpsWarrior]

Thanks for posting that Patrick, that was hilarious, I laughed so hard I almost cried. :D :D :D :D

[DMS 525]

Just when you think you saw it all..... :rolleyes:

[team green]

Oh sure, make fun of the guy. I mean, he is only being prepared for the ever-so-present shopping mall terrorist attack. Laugh now, but someday, this hero could single-handedly prevent World War III.

OK, maybe he is going just a little overboard. On second thought, a lot overboard, but at least it was funny. Reading this made my entire day.