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Jean

07-09-2001, 10:04 PM

HAPPY VASECTOMY!!!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine,
I got real snippy. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

grum

07-10-2001, 09:48 AM

On the passing of your Mother in Law,
I thought the proper gesture to make
Would be to supply beer and coleslaw
while you barbecue the steak!

TigerLily

07-10-2001, 10:07 PM

A VERY JERSEY VALENTINE!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
C'mon baby--let me do you.

Sad but true--I wrote that one! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif