Lost At Sea

[CyberRose]

Two men found themselves lost at sea in a dingy. One of the men looked out of the dingy and saw a suit case floating past so he picked it out of the sea. Inside they found a lamp so, they rubbed it. And of course, out popped a genie who said, "I will grant you one wish." And instantly, one man said, "Turn the sea into beer!" And the genie clicked his fingers and the sea turned to beer. The other man said, "Nice one you idiot! Now were gonna have to **** in the dingy!"