Jim
07-05-2001, 12:43 AM
This guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I think I'm going crazy, my leg keeps talking to me!"
The doctor takes his stethascope and places it on the man's calf. He hears a voice saying "can you spare a dime, pal? Gimme a dime, would ya? Come on, I need a dime....."
He then moves the stethascope up to his knee and hears another voice saying "Can I have a quarter? Just one quarter? I could really use a quarter....."
He moves the stethascope up to the man's thigh, and hears "Spare a buck, buddy? One buck? Come on, gimme a buck, would ya?....."
The patient asks, "Well doc, am I crazy or not?"
The doctor answers "I don't know if you're crazy or not....but you're leg is broke in three places" http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
The doctor takes his stethascope and places it on the man's calf. He hears a voice saying "can you spare a dime, pal? Gimme a dime, would ya? Come on, I need a dime....."
He then moves the stethascope up to his knee and hears another voice saying "Can I have a quarter? Just one quarter? I could really use a quarter....."
He moves the stethascope up to the man's thigh, and hears "Spare a buck, buddy? One buck? Come on, gimme a buck, would ya?....."
The patient asks, "Well doc, am I crazy or not?"
The doctor answers "I don't know if you're crazy or not....but you're leg is broke in three places" http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif