mac90
06-28-2001, 11:35 AM
The Origin of One Man's Sex Life
It seems when God was making the world, He called man over and
bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified,
"Only twenty years of normal sex life?" But the Lord was adamant that
was all man could have. Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him
20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," he protested, "ten's plenty for
me." Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other 10?" The monkey
graciously agreed. Then the Lord called the lion and gave him 20 years.
And the lion, like the monkey, wanted only 10. Again the man spoke
up, "Can I have the other 10?" The lion said of course he could. Then
came the donkey and he was given 20 years. But like the others, ten
was sufficient. And again man pleaded, "Can I have the other 10?" The
donkey said yes he could. This explains why man has 20 years of
normal sex life, plus 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion
about it and 10 years of making an *** out of himself.
It seems when God was making the world, He called man over and
bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified,
"Only twenty years of normal sex life?" But the Lord was adamant that
was all man could have. Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him
20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," he protested, "ten's plenty for
me." Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other 10?" The monkey
graciously agreed. Then the Lord called the lion and gave him 20 years.
And the lion, like the monkey, wanted only 10. Again the man spoke
up, "Can I have the other 10?" The lion said of course he could. Then
came the donkey and he was given 20 years. But like the others, ten
was sufficient. And again man pleaded, "Can I have the other 10?" The
donkey said yes he could. This explains why man has 20 years of
normal sex life, plus 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion
about it and 10 years of making an *** out of himself.