mac90
06-26-2001, 12:48 PM
Bob came home from the baseball game with a black eye. All his friends asked how he got it.
He said,"I was watching the game when this fat lady stands up in front of me and I notice her dress is stuck in her crack, so I pulled it out."
"Wow", said his friend, "is that when she smacked you?"
"No", said Bob, "she just said her dress was ok like that."
"So what happend?"
"Well", Bob said, "Next time she stood up, I poked it back up there."
He said,"I was watching the game when this fat lady stands up in front of me and I notice her dress is stuck in her crack, so I pulled it out."
"Wow", said his friend, "is that when she smacked you?"
"No", said Bob, "she just said her dress was ok like that."
"So what happend?"
"Well", Bob said, "Next time she stood up, I poked it back up there."