JOHNNY GOES TO THE BANK

[Don]

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 6 year old son with her to the
bank. They were in line behind a rather obese lady. As the
mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the women in
front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's really fat."
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and
gave an understanding smile. Lil' Johnny received a reprimand.

After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as far as
they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is 'that'
wide." At this the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed mother
severely scolds her son.

Again after a couple of minutes Lil' Johnny stated loudly, "Look
how the fat hangs over her belt."
The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her child
and his mother threatened him with severe bodily harm. The
lady's pager begins to go off.

Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "Run for
your life, she's backing up"