Delta_V
06-25-2001, 01:08 AM
You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You make over $350,000 a year and still can't afford to turn on the lights.
It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work and hour early to
avoid all the weather-related accidents.
Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, nose ring, and name is
Breeze.
You can't remember... is pot legal?
You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
You can't remember... is pot legal?
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses,
and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and you Mary Kay
rep is a guy in drag.
It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about
"STORM WATCH 2001!"
Hey... is pot legal?
Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,
La, Santa, De La, or De Los.
Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
A family of four owns six vehicles.
Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over
almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
You make over $350,000 a year and still can't afford to turn on the lights.
It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work and hour early to
avoid all the weather-related accidents.
Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, nose ring, and name is
Breeze.
You can't remember... is pot legal?
You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
You can't remember... is pot legal?
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses,
and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and you Mary Kay
rep is a guy in drag.
It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about
"STORM WATCH 2001!"
Hey... is pot legal?
Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,
La, Santa, De La, or De Los.
Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
A family of four owns six vehicles.
Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over
almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.