Bklngirl
08-27-2007, 08:06 AM
A 40 year old woman had a near death experience on the operating table.
God says to her;"Don't worry,you have another 40 years."
Rejuvinated,on her release from the hospital,she gets a face lift,Tummy tuck,liposuction,dyes her hair a hot shade of blonde,gets a chic new wardrobe.
She crosses the street,gets hit by a car,and dies.
She says to God"I thought you said I had another 40 years".He says"I didn't recognize you!"
God says to her;"Don't worry,you have another 40 years."
Rejuvinated,on her release from the hospital,she gets a face lift,Tummy tuck,liposuction,dyes her hair a hot shade of blonde,gets a chic new wardrobe.
She crosses the street,gets hit by a car,and dies.
She says to God"I thought you said I had another 40 years".He says"I didn't recognize you!"