Big Will
07-22-2007, 10:33 PM
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to
walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wives, and to show
support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
President Bush
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to
walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wives, and to show
support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
President Bush