Okaaaaaaay.........

[shooter1201]

http://test.thespark.com/bastardtest/ :rolleyes:

[Stone]

I am a proud 43% bastard!

Test is wrong... honestly, I am 100% bastard.

[Joseph]

Well I'm omly 50% bastard. ;)

[Mike Tx]

40, 22 tard

[team green]

It looks I am the biggest bastard so far, at 54%. I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good.

[CinaC]

Mike that's the exact same score I got.

[leedesert]

27% here.

[Polizei]

55% Woo!...do I win something? No? Blast. :)

[blondie72]

Haha...I scored 44% on the bitch test. Apparently, that's higher than the national average of 38%.

Shucks, I thought I was such a nice gal. I think you get extra points for ever having fired a gun....or been in a catfight.

I am also apparently in the bitchiest age group (29 yr olds).

[Jessica]

A score of 34% Bitch...and I can fire a gun. :D

[Bill R]

27% 15 of which is Tard.

[Sparky]

OMG, 64%!!!

What's up with that?!?

[n567]

44% Bastard, 25% Tard.

[Blonde Heat]

40% Bitchy. :p

[Don]

38% bastard 22% tard

Test is bull schidt. I got (or had) a momma and a papa. And, after stacking fire wood all afternoon, I'm 100% tard. Think I'll take a nap. . . :D

[Mitzi]

I beat you, Blondie....I am 50% bitch.....I was SO disappointed! lol

[Mike Tx]

Anybody care to lay odds on Specops, SGT Dave and Niteshift's score?

Who will be the biggest bastard at O.com? Who can knock Sparky out of the lead? :D Find out tomorrow!

[Mitzi]

I think I know but I ain't gonna say....I just hope they all take the test so I can see if I'm right! lol

[Mike Tx]

I started to take the b*tch test but it just wasn't right. Women are so weird. Especially Mitzi.

[Iacocca]

36% Bastard and 20% tard, he he.

[Royce]

27%bastard 15%tard

[kateykakes]

How disappointing - I am only 40% bitch. And to think I was always so proud of my bitch status. Something HAS to be wrong with that test. I know I'm a bigger bitch than that! :p

[ 05-22-2002: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

[TexReserve]

36% bastard and 27% tard. Won't be me knowcking anyone out of the lead!

(Edit: I really know how to spell knocking, I was just checking to see if anyone else noticed). NOT!!!!

[ 05-22-2002: Message edited by: TexReserve ]

[sandie]

welp...Im 48% bitch, darn, thought I was 100% bitch...gotta try harder! :eek: :D

[klar]

LOL i was only 47% bastart and 23 % tard. I guess I am not as big as one as I thought I was LOL

Klar

[jeeper]

OOOOOHHHHHHH BOOOOYYYYY

66% bastard....thats higher than I expected.

Some of those questions are HILARIOUS....

Be interesting to hear what Pete B. has to say about Canada and its Chlamydia infested prostitues and their clients. :D ;) :D

(i'm editing cuz i just read some more of other people's replies)

About Sparky, this guy always seems so level headed and nice and stuff. Like a genuine good guy, just like me, but we have the HIGHEST BASTARD scores, WTF?? I just don't get it!!

Then again, maybe he's been drinking? I just got home from the bar and maybe the 5 rum & cokes and whatever else it was that I drank are getting to me.

[ 05-23-2002: Message edited by: jeeper ]

[Metro174]

How the hell did I get 74%?

[SpecOpsWarrior]

Originally posted by Sparky:
<STRONG>OMG, 64%!!!

What's up with that?!?</STRONG>

Dont feel bad Sparky, I made 66%.

But some of those questions were a little misleadign, so what if I have thrown a knife before, I didn't kill anybody with it!

And the really bad part about it, I gave all the correct mushy answers when it came to love and fidelity.

But what I think really got me was when I answered yes to dreaming about killing some people.

[Mitzi]

Mike, I got a 50% on the bitch test and sandie got a 48%. Don't make us find you and hurt you! :eek: :D :p

[goodgirl]

Ummm....what gives?

I don't think I can even post my bitch score because it is embarassing. I mean, I have a reputation to maintain and if this gets out I am in serious jeopardy.

Maybe my score was so low because I am not Canadian and I have never kicked anyone in the *cough* :p

[edited to add following commentary]

17%!!!!!!!!! How could I get only 17%???!!!

I am a bitch...ask anyone! I can't believe that those weak minded probably toothless old wannabees actually have the nerve to only give me 17%!

So, I don't own a gun and I don't talk about my friends behind their backs...I do take the tags off mattresses and occasionally I have even been known to roll my eyes when someone is talking on the phone.

I want a recount. In fact I demand that the creators of this test meet with me in person and determine for themselves just how accurate their test is!

17%! Why I never! (Okay just that once but I regretted it and I wasn't caught so it doesn't count.)

Sigh...I can trust you to all keep this under your hat right?

[ 05-23-2002: Message edited by: goodgirl ]

[Mike Tx]

GG of course is not telling the truth. We know she rates at least 70% or more! :D

Now to the point: I like Sparky. He has tried to help me in the past, so, in an effort to help him save face, and to prevent the other mods who are to cowardly to take the test, I have re-taken the test. This time, however, I answered the questions truthfully. My score was 99% bastard and 56% tard.

I am now the number one bastard. May you all burn in hell. Have a nice day. ;)

[Sparky]

Well, I am glad that at least I am not the BIGGEST 'tard here.

However, I still disagree with my results.

Sure... I CAN be a 'tard, but only if the situation calls for it.

Ordinarily, I am a really great guy. And you won't find anyone alive who will tell you any differently. ;)

MikeTx, thanks for falling on your sword for us other 'tards. But such an altrustic act sort of negates your "tardness". :D

Goodgirl: If it wasn't good enough to try more than once, then you may not have been doing it right. Give me a call and I'll see if I can help out.

[ 05-23-2002: Message edited by: Sparky ]

[KCadet]

HAHAHA!!! I never thought about posting that link! thespark.com has been my fave site for a long time! BTW, I'm only 20% bastard. :D :D

[Iacocca]

Here is another one for you guys. This one is an insanity test. Make sure you turn your volume up a bit for it.


ARE YOU INSANE?
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html

[kateykakes]

Ladies, to reaffirm your bitch status, go here - you'll feel better instantly!


heartlessbitches.com (http://www.heartlessbitches.com)

[ 05-23-2002: Message edited by: kateykakes ]

[InSane1]

it said I was 32% bitch. I'm lower than the average.....go figure... now I'm going to go take the insane test... lol

[InSane1]

laughed so hard I almost peed my pants... err.... skirt....

[Piper]

Damn...

I'm 47% Bitch.

Must have been about the teeth.

hahahahahahaha. :D

[HNDLC3]

Originally posted by SpecOpsWarrior:
<STRONG>so what if I have thrown a knife before, I didn't kill anybody with it!</STRONG>

Don't worry, you'll get better with practice... :D

[BigMig]

19% of which 10% is Tard.

[goodgirl]

"GG of course is not telling the truth. We know she rates at least 70% or more!"

I knew I could count on you MikeTx to understand the true scope of my bitchiness. :p

"Goodgirl: If it wasn't good enough to try more than once, then you may not have been doing it right. Give me a call and I'll see if I can help out."

Sure Sparky but I want you to keep something in mind....I am sometimes a very slow learner and may need to extensive training and plenty of hands on experience before I can get it right. I only hope you are up to the task :eek:

[Mitzi]

Girls, all we have to do is add up our scores together and we will have every man in this room runing for the hills. Why, I was 50% bitch and sandie was 48%. Just the two of us together makes one almost 100% bitch. I bet if we added up all the other scores, it would come up to 5 or more total 100% bitches.
We could also add up the ones for the men but, with them trying to add and subtract, I'd get bored waiting to find out the results. :D :D :D

[Summer Rain]

Originally posted by Piper:
<STRONG>Damn...

Must have been about the teeth.
:D</STRONG>

Fellas: if you ONLY knew what Piper was referring to!!! LMAO!!

I rate 38% on the scale.. which is the national average.

I can't wait to see Niteshift's results. He's going to blow the top off of the meter!! :D

[Mike Tx]

I figger he'll be up in the four figures.... :D