When will Congress act......?

[Kieth M.]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the L.E. Community. With your tongues firmly in your cheeks, or that impish grin on your face, please list for your brothers and sisters, what laws you think Congress should be enacting to make our way of life, better in this great nation of ours...

I'll start with two:

1 - All porn videos must be re-named, to reflect proper content. From this day forward, all porn will be entitled: "People having more fun than you, starring women you'll never meet and guys you have nothing in common with" Volumes 1 through 98,000!

2 - Steven Seagal shall no longer make any direct-to-video movies.

[Razor60]

1) Every congressmen must cut their salary in half and give it to the law enforcement community.

[jricks]

All unfunded mandates affecting law enforcement must be funded from the salaries of the congressmen/senators that vote in favor of the measure.

[KapsFB]

Any and all attempts to flee from the police in a motor vehicle should be treated for what it is. Use of a Weapon of [potential] Mass Destruction. With a minimum of an additional ten years to whatever is given for the underlining offense(s). Even if acquitted for the underlining offense(s)!

[detsarg]

Steven Seagal shall no longer make any direct-to-video movies.

Or a better idea... Steven Seagal shall no longer make any movies.

[Da Po-po]

Any and all attempts to flee from the police in a motor vehicle should be treated for what it is. Use of a Weapon of [potential] Mass Destruction. With a minimum of an additional ten years to whatever is given for the underlining offense(s). Even if acquitted for the underlining offense(s)!

Ahhh, yes. I agree with that one.

Another: There should be a legal protocol so officers may file a "Petition to Destroy Worthless Person" to their local court.

[willowdared]

I think we need a second Interstate system....

One for teenagers, trucks and old people (they will keep each other honest and on their toes)

One for the rest of us.

Anyone driving below the speed limit in the #1 lane has to do time in the Old People Freeway.

[lawandasan]

...To use either, Hawaii or Alaska as a state wide prison. Each family should be responsible for their criminal or formally give up rights to state.

...To determine that, Prisoners should work the fields( or whatever work Americans won't do), that could be work release.

...To determine that, Folks who molest children should have their skin peeled off their body.

[detsarg]

Steven Seagal taught me all I know about law enforcement.


So, you know nothing about law enforcement?

[Torontocop]

- There should be no such thing as a 'show cause' for certain crimes

[willowdared]

...To use either, Hawaii or Alaska as a state wide prison. Each family should be responsible for their criminal or formally give up rights to state.

...To determine that, Prisoners should work the fields( or whatever work Americans won't do), that could be work release.

...To determine that, Folks who molest children should have their skin peeled off their body.

Hey! What did Alaska ever do to you?!

I like the other ones though. :)

[Kieth M.]

...To use either, Hawaii or Alaska as a state wide prison. Each family should be responsible for their criminal or formally give up rights to state.

Dude, one of two of our most most beautiful states, are you insane? I'll support the drive to give up Louisana as the incarceration station....it has alligators, after all!

[willowdared]

Dude, one of two of our most most beautiful states, are you insane? I'll support the drive to give up Louisana as the incarceration station....it has alligators, after all!

And mosquitos! :D