Your Favorite Quotes

[phoenixrose]

I saw this thread on another forum I belong too, and it was quite popular. Everyone has a favorite quote or two as part of a signature, but if you are like me, you have quite a few quotes you REALLY like. So, here's a chance to post them for everyone to enjoy. I'll start off with one of my favorite George Carlin quotes:

The very existence of flame throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ~~George Carlin

:D

[Rusty_CDL]

"just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they AREN'T after me!"

[Rusty_CDL]

"if it was easy, anybody could do it"

[Lykarok]

Just cause it is going to hurt.....Don't let a little fear and common sense stand in your way

[Camo Cop]

Here's a few...

~In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.~
~Thomas Jefferson~

"I think myself that we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious."
~Thomas Jefferson ~ Letter to William Ludlow (September 6, 1824)

"That government is best which governs least, because its people discipline themselves." ~Jefferson, Thomas~

"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society."
~Benjamin Franklin~

"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property... Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them."
~Thomas Paine~

"Mystical references to "society" and its programs to "help" may warm the hearts of the gullible but what it really means is putting more power in the hands of bureaucrats."
~Thomas Sowell~

"Once one accepts the principle of self-ownership, what's moral and immoral becomes self-evident. Murder is immoral because it violates private property. Rape and theft are also immoral -- they also violate private property. Here's an important question: Would rape become morally acceptable if Congress passed a law legalizing it? You say: "What's wrong with you, Williams? Rape is immoral plain and simple, no matter what Congress says or does!" If you take that position, isn't it just as immoral when Congress legalizes the taking of one person's earnings to give to another? Surely if a private person took money from one person and gave it to another, we'd deem it theft and, as such, immoral. Does the same act become moral when Congress takes people's money to give to farmers, airline companies or an impoverished family? No, it's still theft, but with an important difference: It's legal, and participants aren't jailed."
~Walter Williams~

In a famous incident in 1854, President Franklin Pierce was pilloried for vetoing an extremely popular bill intended to help mentally ill. In the face of heavy criticism, Pierce countered: "I cannot find any authority in the Constitution for the public charity." To approve such spending, argued Pierce, "would be contrary to the letter and the spirit of the Constitution and subversive to the whole theory upon which the Union of these States is founded."

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship."
~Professor Alexander Tytler over 200 years ago~

"Classifications and distinctions based on race or color have no moral or legal validity in our society. They are contrary to our constitution and laws."
~Thurgood Marshall, 1947~

"It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error."
~Robert Houghwout Jackson~

Some Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
~Frank Zappa~

[dapples]

The early bird may get the worm
but
the second mouse gets the cheese :D

[jakflak]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

- Patton

"Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash."

- Patton

"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom."

- Patton

"The man is no fool, who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot

[phoenixrose]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

- Patton




I LOVE Patton's quotes! :D

[Guitar Cop]

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe
-Frank Zappa

Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it
-Karl Childers

Frankie, you're a weird little sh## and I don;t get you
-Doyle Hargraves

I was wonderin' if I could get six or eight more cans of that potted meat if ya got any extree
-Karl Childers

It ain;t got no gas in it
-Karl Childers

I studied on killing you. I studied on it quite a bit. But, seeing you sittin' in that chair I recon you'll be dead soon enough anyways and the world will be shed of you
-Karl Childers

I don;t hate cops. I just feel better when they're not around
-Charles Bukowski

[ninjamom6]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin

[Camaro95z28]

whats the big ****ing deal bitch..

---eric cartman

[Camaro95z28]

better keep him busy otherwise he'll just shoot at stuff randomly
--my old supervisor to my new one about me

[ASUMach1]

"Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for God will be with you wherever you go."- Joshua 1:6-9

[1UNDER1]

Every Dog has their day !!!!!!! :D

[ninjamom6]

"You wanna hear my personal opinion on prostitution? If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it."

Roseanne Barr

[carolina]

"Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow" Ronald E. Osborne

"Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still" Dale Carnegie

[e-man]

"I dont like cocaine, I just like the way it smells" :eek:

Better to be ******ed off, than to be ******ed ON...Confuscious...... :D

[ninjamom6]

"Silence cannot be misquoted."

[So Fla Cop]

"You will never convince an azzhole, that they are an azzhole."

Me.

[So Fla Cop]

"What do you mean VSP doesn't give PC?"

Unknown author.
:D :D

[texaschickeee]

Choices and consequnces.
I use this quote all the time with my clients. I use it to others as needed.

[ninjamom6]

Now you've done it, So Fl Cop!!! You know My Gluttony. . . uh. . . I mean, Guitar Cop does regular searches for "VSP" and "PC" in a thread! :p

[texaschickeee]

Please forgive me for this interruption.....
but do you really think I just got to this position in my life? I have done this long enough I can tell you how the game was written.

[texaschickeee]

I didn't do it.
Nobody saw me do it,
You cant prove anything.


-Bart Simpson.

[So Fla Cop]

Now you've done it, So Fl Cop!!! You know My Gluttony. . . uh. . . I mean, Guitar Cop does regular searches for "VSP" and "PC" in a thread! :p

Sorry... :o

[ninjamom6]

Okay, name the person who said this quote:

"You don't know me, you can't judge me."


:D

[stretch]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
- Jack Handy

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handy

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
- Jack Handy

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
- Jack Handy

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- Jack Handy

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
- Jack Handy

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing
- Jack Handy

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
- Jack Handy

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.
- Jack Handy

[LEOSupporter]

I drink windex to keep me from streaking :D

The eyes are the window to your soul

My Hobby is geneology....I collect ancestors

The secrecy of my job does not permit me to know what I'm doing

If a mans home is his castle, let him clean it

and

I'm just me..everyone else was taken

Just for starters...don't really have any favorites yet

[Guitar Cop]

Now you've done it, So Fl Cop!!! You know My Gluttony. . . uh. . . I mean, Guitar Cop does regular searches for "VSP" and "PC" in a thread! :p


I just started a NEW VSP/PC thread

Feel free to post on it

[phoenixrose]

Okay, name the person who said this quote:

"You don't know me, you can't judge me."


:D


Ummmmm....Heather????? :D

[Guitar Cop]

Okay, name the person who said this quote:

"You don't know me, you can't judge me."


:D

Actually, I stole that quote

I heard it on the street a couple times.

Then I heard it on "Reno 911"

Then I heard it several times on Maury Povitch when he was on that "teen girls who won't obey their parents" kick. All the girls used to say that when the audience booed them

[phoenixrose]

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? ~~George Carlin

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ~~George Carlin

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? ~~George Carlin

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. ~~George Carlin

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. ~~George Carlin

[hawk1]

"When I see them look at me like prey, I wonder if they really know who the prey is" - Henry Rollins

[tulipgirl0]

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

[Cptdragn]

Take your hands off that car again and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless instrument.

Unknown

[kap168]

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

He couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons.

[EJB]

If you don't have time to do something right the first time, when are you going to have time to go back and do it over.

My Dad said that to me many times....until I finally learned to live by it.

[BravoShiftSlug]

"Far better it is to dare mighty things than to take rank with those poor timid spirits who know neither victory nor defeat."

Theodore Roosevelt
"Rough Riders"
1899

[ninjamom6]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

[e-man]

"Jeez, doesnt anybody freakin KNOCK anymore"??? :D

Anyone? Bueller, Who said that^^^^^

[1UNDER1]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
LMFAO ROTFLOL :D

[The Legend]

"A wise man never answers the questions, He questions the answers".


"Unknown"

[Soon2Be]

I believe this is John Wayne - some kind soul quoted it to me on this website:

"Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." God, I love that one!

[Buttercup]

These are still my favorites......


You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha


Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else, you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha


When you give yourself, you receive more than you give. - Antoine de Saint Exupery


Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucius


I've learned that people will forget what you've said, people will forget what you've done, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

[Arkansas Red]

I was always told this in the Army:

"**** poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."

And I had one Drill SGT tell me "If you go to Ft. Bragg just remember one thing... Mickey Mouse is NOT a Parachute Rigger in the 82nd!"


Probably the best quote I heard in the Jail was between a female C/O to a Male C/O when he was complaining about working: "I got some Midol (sp?) for your <derogatory word for specific female part>"

[Wile E. Coyote]

"Jeez, doesnt anybody freakin KNOCK anymore"??? :D

Anyone? Bueller, Who said that^^^^^Judge Reinhold, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

I wonder why that scene always gets cut?

[ninjamom6]

"Some seek a road that leads to Paradise. They don't understand. The road is Paradise."

[ninjamom6]

"Respectable women are as useless as reasonable men."

[Ghostrider_RSA]

"Don't make me make you hurt me!" - Self.

"You know nothing, in-fact you know less than nothing, and even if you knew nothing that would be something, but you don't!" - Point Break

[keith758]

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." Winston Churchill

[768B]

Peace through superior firepower.

Point Break

"If I ever die it ain't gona be for lack of shooting back" a friend of mine nicknamed Doc Holliday

[stretch]

No really, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
- Unknown

[CelticCop]

The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots.

This is my BOOM stick!
Bruce Campbell as Ash in Army of Darkness

Hail to the King baby!
Bruce Campbell as Ash in Army of Darkness

Hope you like Guinness. I find it a refreshing alternative to...food.
Richard Dean Anderson as Col. Jack O'Neill

God invented Whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the earth.

The Celts are the men that the Gods made mad. For their fights are all happy and their songs are all sad.

[Dog Boy]

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

-W.C. Fields

[MNboy]

If there are so many cute babies in the world, why are there so many ugly people?
~~~ Charles Barkley

I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
~~~ Me when asked to go bungee jumping.

Man who runs behind car, gets exhausted. Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
~~~ Confucious(sp?)

[AngelFire]

"When in hell, you play by the devil's rules." -Bob Mayer

[lt93lover]

"Life's a bitch and so am I"
---me. :cool:

[HCSO511]

nobody move!! nonsense, by all means! move! val kilmer "doc holliday"

[ocso203]

Beyond The Reach Of Human Range, A Drop Of Hell A Touch Of Strange.

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing The World He Didn't Exist -Kayser Sose

[Grunt0311]

***** in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first :)

[Bklngirl]

F#$k 'em if they can't take a joke.
Bette Midler

[Bklngirl]

"No one can withstand the strong artilary of time".
Abraham Lincoln

[PC Plum]

"I'm not a facist, I'm a police officer. Facists dress in black and tell people what to do!"
Unkown author

[RR_Security]

"Those who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made." -- Otto von Bismarck

Annoying woman at dinner party: "I bet someone that I could get you to say three words."
Calvin Coolidge: "You lose."

"Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." (Okay, which John Wayne character was that, anyway?)

[phoenixrose]

MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE...BY ARMOREDMAN!!!!!!!!

From the hottest fire, the strongest steel is born. Dance not with the Phoenix, lest she burn you to the quick in an instant, yet none more desireable, both beautiful and terrible.

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[bullitt48]

"A woman's test in life is material. A man's test in life is a woman. If a man could get laid in a cardboard box, he wouldnt buy a house"-Dave Chapelle

"Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner." -W. Somerset Maugham

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."-Oscar wilde

"The only thing better than a good gun is a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere." (some John Wayne movie)

[BikeCop501]

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit"

"Pain is just pleasure the mind can't comprehend"

"I want to be the boy, that when she sees me, she says to her friends, 'thats him'"

"The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy, so sometimes you need to bring it all down and let things flow" ~Jim Rohn

"We hide not to get lost, but to see who looks for us. We run not to get away, but to see who follows us. And we put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down." UNK

You know, class is the same as a giant orgy. So many people, all sleeping together...

"Weather forecast for tonight...dark!"
-George Carlin

Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past

dont be afraid to die...be afraid you'll never start livin!

This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good."
-Author Unknown

"Evil is no faceless stranger living in a distant neighborhood. Evil has a wholesome, hometown face with merry eyes and an open smile. Evil walks among us, wearing a mask which looks like all our faces." -Author Unknown

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Enjoy your body: use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it; it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Understand that friends come and go, but what a precious few should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps and geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive

Thats a bunch I know, but they are all good

[AngelFire]

"Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something, and the time you tell a woman what you did."

Scott Adams (the creator of Dilbert)

[(S)Sgt Elmer]

Hope it wasn't posted -

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
- George Orwell

[MesaHopeful]

I've seen this here in someone's profile, and I really like it:

"Wise men stand behind me, Brave men stand beside me, and only the foolish stand against me."

[MesaHopeful]

I came in to this world screaming, and covered in someone else's blood. I intend to leave in much the same way.

--Unk

[Jewell DSP]

"If you're looking for sympathy, try the dictionary. You'll find it between sh*t and syphilis."

[BADGE_OF_STEEL]

If you hit a man with all you have and he's still standing, run around him to see whats holding him up, if you find nothing run like hell!!
Words of wisdom from my old Sarg.

[Jewell DSP]

"Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."

-Picasso

[tacleberry]

1. When I die i'll go to heaven because I have spent my time in HELL!
( My dad stated this to me when he spoke about his time in Vietnam)

2. Yeh thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, For I am the baddest MotherF&%ker in the whole valley...

3. If you can carry one gun, you can carry two..and if you can carry two, why not carry three for good measure..

4. better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it...

5. speak softly, and carry as many friggen guns as you can get away with...

6. and behold..a pale horse..and the man that sat on him was death...and hell followed with him..

sorry..just a few of my favorites...

[AngelFire]

"It used to be that we 'worldproofed' our children. Now society wants to "childproof" the world. The decline of modern society was started by outlawing Lawn Darts."

(GoGo Gadget's sig line.)

[Jewell DSP]

"All that will remain of us in this world when we pass on are the consequences of our actions."

-Budda

[BikeCop501]

OK I got these in an Email, and had to post them here, I apologize now, seeing how I will probably be banned afterwards….

"Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
-Gloria Leonard

"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up."
-Dr. Roy V. Schenk

"When the lights are out, all women are beautiful."

"It's all this cold-hearted ****ing that is death and idiocy."
-D.H. Lawrence

"He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not remains a fool forever."
-Chinese Proverb

"It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good."
-Alan Partridge

"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-Emo Phillips

"Chastity is curable, if detected early."

"The penis mightier than the sword."
-Mark Twain

"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."

"Sex is dirty only if it's done right."
-Woody Allen

"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization."
-Henri Bergson

"No sex is better than bad sex."
-Germaine Greer

"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me."
-Bette Midler

"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them."
-Mae West

"The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral."
-Aristippus

"Proof is arbitrary... unless we're talking about sexual gratification."

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
-William Shakespeare

"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-Tallulah Bankhead

"Give me chastity and continence- but not yet."
-Saint Augustine

"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."

"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now."

"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant."
-Henry Miller

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
-Bette Midler

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
-George Carlin

"In the nineteenth century masturbation was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure."

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
-S. J. Perelman

"It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up."
-Joan Rivers

"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."
-Bette Davis

"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got."
-Sophia Loren

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"Sex multiplies the possibilities of desire."

"Cunnilingus is next to godliness."
-Kali Nichta

"The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit."
-Nytwind

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
-Woody Allen

"The brain is viewed as an appendage of the genital glands."
-Carl Jung

"My brain is my second favorite organ." -Woody Allen

"Apparently one can temporarily sterilize oneself by heating one's organs in boiling water."
-Annonymous British Teenager

"Some things are better than sex, some things are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."
-W. C. Fields

"No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography."
-J. Money and P. Tucker

"It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing."
-Brendan Francis

"A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available."
-Masters and Johnson

"Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful."
-John Wayne

"I have brains and a uterus, and I use both."
-Pat Schroeder

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the *** while singing."
-Charles Bukowski

"Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself."
-Potter Stewart

"It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be."
-Brigitte Bardot

"An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card."
-Alex comfort

"Sex is emotion in motion."
-Mae West

"The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat provided that the urge to surge remains constant."

"I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get."
-Mae West

"Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only ****ing yourself."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"I am a man of few words and a thousand obscene gestures."

[phoenixrose]

OH....Please don't get banned....i LIKE you! :D GREAT quotes....may of which I have stored away somewhere... ;)

[BikeCop501]

OH....Please don't get banned....i LIKE you! :D GREAT quotes....may of which I have stored away somewhere... ;)

Why thank you phoenixrose.....

[SHERIFF]

Here's a recent favorite quote of mine....

There are a few people that apparently their only way of viewing the forum is to search for posts by SHERIFF. They follow him around and post in every one of his threads. I don't know why. I don't agree with a lot of the crap he posts either but I just read it and shake my head unless I have a rebuttal to the debate. I don't see the need to follow him around everywhere But yes as far as I can remember your experiment is successful. That's both hilarious and kind of sad at the same time. :D

[ptcop531]

When the Lord call me home, whenever that may be....I will leave this world with the greatest love and eternal optimism for its future... Ronald Reagan

[BravoShiftSlug]

"You hate everyone who isn't you".

My Wife commenting on my love of people.

[Jewell DSP]

"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try and become a man of value."


-Albert Einstein

[phoenixrose]

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ~~ Mae West


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[ptcop531]

It's a helluva thing, killing a man. You're taking all he's got, and all he's gonna have..
Clint Eastwood on 'The Unforgiven'

[Jewell DSP]

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

[ninjamom6]

"The US Marines taught me stamina and edurance, Viet Nam taught me the value of friendship, Kung Fu taught me self control and patience, Kama Sutra taught me methods."

[Tunkle]

The best way to get back at the man who stole your wife is to just let him keep her!!!!

[Yoda77]

"Most people spend a lifetime wondering if they have ever made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."

Ronald Reagan

[Jewell DSP]

"To know the road ahead, ask those coming back."

-Chinese Proverb

[kmurphydpd]

"Do not regret for the things you have done, for they are tempered by time. It is regret for the things you have not done which is inconsolable"
-my stepmother

too true.

" When you have to fall, fall standing tall!" - me :D

[So Fla Cop]

You svck.

Unkonwn author

[Jewell DSP]

"Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

[tn_gunslinger]

The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots.


...and tyrants" is added to the end of that quote, IIRC.


"Well I'm all broken up about that man's rights...."
-Harry Callahan

[Jewell DSP]

"Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble."

–John Madden

[Jewell DSP]

"Listen with your ears, not with your mouth."

-Unknown

[missmycaprice]

"I could try to say something inspirational and classy, but that just isn't our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory is forever!" -Keanu Reeves in "The Replacements"

[Jewell DSP]

"It says Police, not Taxi!"

[lt93lover]

Bike Cop, I too hope you never get banned and I am sad to say that I just saw the first quote you quoted while wrapping the mourning band around my guy's badge, in support of Officer Rodney Johnson. :mad:

[lt93lover]

And, on a much lighter note:

Life's short,
Don't be a d*ck.

:cool:

[ninjamom6]

This one's for you, Sis:

"If ya got it, flaunt it!"


;)

[So Fla Cop]

Mean people suck, nice people swallow.

[phoenixrose]

Mean people suck, nice people swallow.

And some of us do both! :D

[So Fla Cop]

And some of us do both! :D

How come you are never there when I am?

[phoenixrose]

This one's for you, Sis:

"If ya got it, flaunt it!"


;)

THANKS,SIS! Here's a few for you:

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts~~Jeff Foxworthy

Tell him I've been too f***ing busy...
or vice versa.~~Dorothy Parker

It isn't what I do, but how I do it.
It isn't what I say, but how I say it,
and how I look when I do it and say it.~~Mae West

[phoenixrose]

How come you are never there when I am?

Good question.
Let's plan a rendevous(sp?).
How about....ummmm....NOW!
:D

[CelticCop]

I've got something to say... It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

In the shadow of the light from a black sun.
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb.
Where are the frost giants I've begged for protection?
I'm freezing.
-Type O Negative

Well I fell into prison about a quarter till three
Where I found in my cell a glass waiting for me
So I filled what was empty and I pulled up a stool
But he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn't move
He said, "You drink when you're lonely." No I drink when I want!
He said, "You'll never be sober." Sure. Why would I want that?
I only drink to be merry but unfortunately
I'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company
-Flogging Molly

[Isla_]

What we do in life echos in eternity - Gladiator

Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to-Gladiator

Fear and wonder, a powerful combination. -Gladiator

You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book. The Bourne Supremacy

Look at this. Look at what they make you give. The Bourne Identity

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. Henry Ford

Do the chickens have large talons? -Napoleon Dynamite ( I use this when I don't understand what my hubbie is saying to me lol)

You whine like a mule, you are still alive- Robin Hood Prince of Thieves ( I use this one ALL the time! lol)

[Jewell DSP]

"For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson