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Guard Dog
11-07-2002, 07:14 PM
I don't know if this has been posted.

Use of Weapons "Debate"

Liberal States versus Conservative States

Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly,a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Reply:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! You're looking for simple solutions to complex issues.

* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me and not everyone else?
* Does he definitely want to kill me or would he
just be content to wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was
stabbing me?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends, maybe call Sarah Brady, Hillary Clinton or Ted Kennedy for their slant on the subject, this is really going to take a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Reply:
Shoot the son of a bitch! Then take your family to a baseball game, eat some hot dogs with apple pie, sing the National Anthem, go to church and praise the Lord for one allowing you one more day of freedom alive. Write it up for the NRA's Armed Citizen Column in the "American Rifleman".
Life is good.

:D

occiferdave
11-07-2002, 09:16 PM
You're absolutely right... we liberals will give up the life of our wife and kids for the scum bag.

How the heck do you use a life-threatening event and divide it into a partisan issue?

Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Communist, Buddist... all will shot the guy in the ten ring.

<small>[ 11-07-2002, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: occiferdave ]</small>

Guard Dog
11-07-2002, 11:01 PM
Geeze...lighten up a little..

Mork ( Robin Williams) from Mork and Mindy said "Oh yea Humor, ork, ork "

DaveInTx
11-07-2002, 11:04 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by occiferdave:
<strong>Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Communist, Buddist... all will shot the guy in the ten ring.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Except that the chances of a Democrat, Green, or Buddhist actually having a gun is very slim; chances are a little better with the Republican and Communist; I'd just about bet on the Libertarian having one, though.

DaveInTx
Texan By Choice, not Accident

shooter1201
11-07-2002, 11:14 PM
The Communist will send the BG's family a bill for the bullets, however.

Watchman
11-08-2002, 05:31 PM
Conservative Reply:
Shoot the son of a bitch! Then take your family to a baseball game, eat some hot dogs with apple pie, sing the National Anthem, go to church and praise the Lord for one allowing you one more day of freedom alive. Write it up for the NRA's Armed Citizen Column in the "American Rifleman".
Life is good.

Yeah...so whats the problem ?

I guess its only a debate if you are a liberal eh?

Sparky
11-08-2002, 05:58 PM
This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

q: What's the differenece between a Democrat and a Republican?

a: A Democrat is a Republican who hasn't been mugged yet!

HA! Get it?

Okay... in the interest of equal time, I will now tolerate a Republican joke. But it had better be funny! :D

Personally, I am a neo-fascist libertarian, but in defense of the Democrats, I have to say that not all of them are weak on crime or on self-defense and rights pertaining thereto.

I view this as much more of a liberal v. conservative thing as opposed to strictly a party thing.

Mike Tx
11-08-2002, 07:01 PM
A republican was out hunting in the woods. He had his limit and had only two rounds of ammo left. He comes into a clearing and comes face to face with Hitler, Mussolini, and Hillary Clinton. What does he do?

Shoot Hillary twice.

Hillary Clinton, Tom Dash-hole and Al Gore a adrift at sea in a lifeboat with only enough food and water for one person. Who gets saved?

The country.

Good night. The stick in my *** is hurting.

Bob A
11-08-2002, 09:08 PM
q: What's the differenece between a Democrat and a Republican?


A Republican is what a Demoncat becomes after he has a job for 10 years.

occiferdave
11-08-2002, 09:55 PM
Q: What the difference between your mother and a Republican congressman?

A: The Republican can force you to pray.

:D