What size cruisermate to get?

[Verrault]

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[grumpyirishman]

This is probably a stupid question, but I can't think of what size cruisermate to get. 8.5 x 12 or 8.5 x 14? It's embarassing, but I can't think of how long a citation book is. Any help would be appreciated.

I would get one based on your tastes. Personally, I would like my CRUISERMATE to be about 5'4", blonde, blue, 36-24-26, and pleasing on the eyes. ;)