Thought for the day

[Guard Dog]

Thought for today: "Be nice to people on the way up. They're the same
people you'll pass on the way down."
___Jimmy Durante (1893-1980)

[PelicanDriver]

Be nice to people. You never know who may be terminally ill and have nothing to loose.

[Mitzi]

See below

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I believe that friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

[katnn]

I always figured you should be careful of the toes you step on today as they may well be attached to the ***** you have to kiss tomorrow.

[Tazz]

See sig line.

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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

[Kelly_431]

see below (I finally found something for my sig. line!)

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"Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards; they simply unveil them to the eyes of me. Silently and imperceptibly, as we wake or sleep, we grow strong or we grow weak, and at last some crisis shows what we have become." - B.F. Wescott

[aj0538]

Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined.

[Boogaard24]

Never eat yellow snow.

[Taylor13]

Never play with yourself in public, even though it's yours.

Thanks Irishluck31!

[Irishluck31]

Never play with yourself in public, even though it's yours.

Thanks Irishluck31!

Your Welcome!

[Taylor13]

Funny thing is, that's the only advice you gave me I remember.. except for those PMs..

[codemanski]

"Manure is never an issue of importance, that is until you step in it!"

Codeman

[David Hineline]

Even if you do win the Rat Race, you are still a RAT.

[FJDave]

If it ain't fun, it ain't worth doing

Author: Me.

[deputync]

Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

[Spoken]

"Be there or be square!"

[tanklizard]

If it's stupid but it works then it isn't stupid.

[mikeymedic]

People in glass houses. sss-sink ships. F%^$ *****

[towguy]

quando omni flunkus moratati

nuff said :D

[David Hineline]

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people with questions.

[katzeyze]

Never play with yourself in public, even though it's yours.

Thanks Irishluck31!

Oh dayumn.... that's priceless... I may have to include that in my siggie line.

[safetyallday]

You can wrap a turd in bread, but it's still a **** sandwich.

[safetyallday]

If it ain't fun, it ain't worth doing

Author: Me.

And anything that's worth doing, is worth overdoing.

[mdrdep]

If you want to be a turd go lay on the lawn.

[JasperST]

You can't polish a turd.

[Nessmuk]

You can't polish a turd.

You can polish a turd, but in the end it's still a turd.

There are no stupid questions, but there are inquisitive idiots.

Today you can make it idiot proof, and tomorrow God presents you with a new, improved idiot.

CHAOS: Chief Has Arrived On Scene

[lalakai]

If you see the demolition expert running......keep up with him.

Tracers work both ways

Any ship can be a mine sweeper....once.

In a SHTF firefight, try to look unimportant....the other side may be low on ammo.

[mdrdep]

Incomming fire has the right of way