Dr. Suess' Ode to Old Age ( in honor of Don)

[kheya]

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw

Oh my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?

My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my a**.

http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

Just kidding Don. But I couldn't resist.

kheya

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

[Tazz]

Oh just great. Now i have something to foreward to. http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif

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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

[This message has been edited by Tazz (edited 04-28-2001).]

[Don]

Wonderful,

I play hooky for ONE measly little day, and look what happens to the board!

kheya are you SURE that Rule didn't put you up to this?????
http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[kd5hqd]

And excuse me old...er.... I mean young man; what where you doing playing hooky in the first place?? http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif


Kyle, KD5HQD

[Don]

Uh er hummmm oh yeah, I was SICK, um huh that is what it was all right, I was soooooooooooo sick! http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[kheya]

I just knew the Ode would make your day.

I have no pity, I wrote 5 papers this weekend while hubby kept the kiddies busy.

I had to find a way to let off steam and figured picking on you would work. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

kheya

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.