To Glock (and badge bunnies)

[Mitzi]

As Head Badge Bunny, I must approve all pictures before the other Badge Bunnies see them. And yes, I have a magnifying glass. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Glockarmorer]

Originally posted by Mitzi:
...And yes, I have a magnifying glass. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You won't need it...trust me. http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[ALadyToYou]

Boy is that a relief!<<<<she says as her mind begins to wander http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

[Mitzi]

LADY! Go sit down until I give you permission to talk to Glock! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ALadyToYou]

Oops, sorry, Mitzi. I thought you had already inspected him and given him the 'Head BB' stamp of approval. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh and if what Glock says is true, I guess you will have to get out your MUY GRANDE stamp! http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif


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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

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[Mitzi]

Well, I'm married so you better inspect him. I ORDER you not to enjoy it! lol

[ALadyToYou]

I promise not to enjoy it over and over and over again! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

[RaychelR]

So what title should Glock be given since he seems to be the sought after on the forum?

[ALadyToYou]

RaychelR: Ummm, that's a hard one.

Now, now, I was referring to the question! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

[Mitzi]

Head Badge Butt? Wait, I didn't say that! lol http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Buddingnovelist]

Originally posted by ALadyToYou:
Ummm, that's a hard one.



THAT'S IT: The Hard One!!!

[Mitzi]

CHRIS! Go stand in that corner and, NO, you can NOT take Glock with you! LOL! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neltja]

Hmmmmmmm! This Glock is intriguing, a little mysterious yet open to some fascinating possibilities. I think I will call him Mwindaji, a good name for a hunter of sweet, innocent little bunnies.

After viewing his pictures I am open to voting him Bunny Boy of the Month. That is, of course, if he would be willing to pose for another picture. http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif Actually I would be more than willing to paint it or sculpt a statue.......whatever. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Honey Bunny (Nell)




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[Mitzi]

Honey Bunny, all of us bunnies are sweet but NONE of us are innocent! lol However, it has come to my attention, as Head Badge bunny, you have not paid your bunny dues. Please send me $1,000 ASAP. This will make you a junior bunny in good standing.
And stay away from Don..He's the Big Bad Wolf! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Neltja:
Actually I would be more than willing to paint it or sculpt it.......whatever. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



I have body paints and would have such a blast painting Glock! To make things much more fun...they're edible!! YUMMY!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


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"There's no place like home."

[Neltja]

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originally posted by Mitzy:
And stay away from Don..He's the Big Bad Wolf! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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You mean that perfectly sweet older gentleman who greeted me at the door to Officer. Com with a piece of candy? http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif

Honey Bunny (Nell)



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[Don]

Nell,

Come up to my apartment, I'll show you my etchings! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

quote:
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Originally posted by Don:
Come up to my apartment, I'll show you my etchings! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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You show me yours, I'll show you mine. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Mitzi]

DON! None of the rest of us got candy! I think I'll go post in the Squad room again til I get some! lol
Mitzi<-----who feels so dumb she posted there!

[RaychelR]

I wonder if Glock has looked in here recently http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Sparky]

I must report to the Bunnies that I have been naughty and am in need of discipline.

I am sure that you will need to tie me up and show me who is really in charge!!

[Sparky]

http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

You are all just SOOOO naughty!

http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif

[Neltja]

quote:
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Originally posted by Mitzy:
DON! None of the rest of us got candy! I think I'll go post in the Squad room again til I get some! lol
Mitzi<-----who feels so dumb she posted there!
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Head Badge Bunny,

You went into the place where all these guys hang out? http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif And you feel dumb? http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif You're probably the smartest bunny in here. LOL

Honey Bunny (Nell)

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[The Doc]

I know Glock is just loving this! However,I have to see it to believe it! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Sparky:
I must report to the Bunnies that I have been naughty and am in need of discipline.

I am sure that you will need to tie me up and show me who is really in charge!!

You in need of a good spanking, Sparky?? Come to Katey...I promise you'll enjoy it (and then ask for more)! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mitzi]

Katey, Katey, Katey.....Badge bunnies are NOT so obvious. You don't TELL them you are going to spank them...You just stand there with a whip as they walk by! And smile really big! I see I am going to have to start a badge bunny school!
Practice on Sparky for awhile...He likes it!
And Nell, I was reading in the Squad room (where all the guys are) but I accidentally posted in there. See I was looking at pictures of our fine man, Glock, and thought I was in General Topics. Only law enforcement individuals can post in the Squad Room. Anyway, Don caught me, yelled at me and made me cry! And I got NO candy when I first came to this forum! lol So, he gets NO spankings! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif lol

[ALadyToYou]

Originally posted by Sparky:
I must report to the Bunnies that I have been naughty and am in need of discipline.

I love it when a man knows what he wants! http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif


Don: Do you have enough candy for all of us? http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif



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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Mitzi:
You don't TELL them you are going to spank them...

Can't we bend the rules just this one time? Please!



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"There's no place like home."

[Don]

Originally posted by ALadyToYou:

Don: Do you have enough candy for all of us? http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif


Hmmm, let me check the pocket of my overcoat! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

quote:
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Originally posted by Mitzy:
And Nell, I was reading in the Squad room (where all the guys are) but I accidentally posted in there. See I was looking at pictures of our fine man, Glock, and thought I was in General Topics. Only law enforcement individuals can post in the Squad Room.
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EXCUSES, EXCUSES! We know you tried to sneak in there where the rest of us fear to tread. Is this part of bunny school? Locker room surveillance 101? http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif

Honey Bunny (Nell)

[Mitzi]

Shhhhhh! I was spying on them! Don't tell them! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
And Katey, rules were meant to be followed. I fine you $1,000 for illegal spanking...Just send the money in care of me. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Mitzi:

And Katey, rules were meant to be followed.


But Mitzi...it's just to show Sparky what he'll be getting himself into (and why he'll be begging to come back for more)!

Pretty please!!!


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"There's no place like home."

[Mitzi]

Well, ok, just this once. But Sparky, this is the LAST time you get a spanking. Katey is just practicing!

[kateykakes]

Mitzi, thank you!

Come on, Sparky. Let me show you how practice makes perfect! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"There's no place like home."

[Neltja]

......but Don, I REALLY DO HAVE ETCHINGS!!!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Honey Bunny Nell

[Glockarmorer]

All I can say is...."WOW!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

G.A.

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[Mitzi]

DOWN, BOY! I'm keeping you under lock and key...Too many of the bunnies are after you!> http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[titusrose]

OK Mitzi, I have been gone, who is Glock or should I say where is Glock. Since I am lost, can you lead the way! Rose

[Mitzi]

I'm so glad to see you, Rose. The bunnies have been so bad. Glock is one fine looking C-O-P and the binnies have forgotten all the bunnie rules. Katey is spanking Sparky for practice and Don is giving out candy to all the new bunnies and has hypnotized Nell into thinking he has etchings to look at! Help me round up all these bad bunnies. Glock is safely locked away, I have the key. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif It's for HIS safety. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif However, Sparky admits he has been bad and is in need of discipline...Hence the practicing spanking by Katey! Whew! Did I miss anyone?

[titusrose]

OK Mitzi, since I am not new, guess no candy right? Oh, to be twenty years younger if Glock is that HOT! As for spanking, I could use the practice. Glad to be back. Rose

[Mitzi]

Hey, Rose, like I say, I'M OLD-----NOT DEAD! lol If 51 is old! But, yes, Glock is fine looking!

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I believe that friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

[Don]

Rose, oh Rose, where HAVE you been? I'll bet it wasn't San Antone! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Wantsomecandycomeuptoseemyetchings! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mitzi]

Don't listen to him, Rose. He tried to get Nell up to see his etchings too. Only you and she have ever been offered candy! Be careful...He has a trenchcoat on!

[kateykakes]

Listen to Mitzi, Rose. She knows what she's talking about. Don't let Don fool you for a minute. Don't let him sweet talk you with candy! When you get up there and ask to see the etchings, how fast do you think that trench coat will "accidentially" open? It's a trap! Be careful! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"There's no place like home."

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[ALadyToYou]

But, girls, he looks so good in that trenchcoat! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by ALadyToYou:
But, girls, he looks so good in that trenchcoat! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



Won't argue with that statement!!! Yes, he sure does look fine!

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"There's no place like home."

[Mitzi]

But I look better in MINE! Just does something for these bunny...ears! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Mitzi,,,giggling at the thought of bunny boobs lol!

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[Neltja]

Mitzi,

Are you saying our Don has ulterior motives? The candy and etchings are merely a ruse to get me up to his apartment? http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif SHAZAM!!! Adonis in an overcoat and the blond, green-eyed honey bunny. "How sweet it is!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

Glock who?

Nell

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[Mitzi]

I told you, Nell, he is a wolf in disguise! The candy thing is VERY suspect! He never gave any of us candy!

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I believe that friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

[Don]

Ok, ok, ok, Ladies, I must confess about the candy. You see I was doing spring cleaning, and I found this halloween candy left over. Um I think perhaps from 1972? Anyway, all I'm trying to do is to get rid of it. You know I just can't stand to throw anything away! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Mitzi]

Oh yea? Well, I got a bridge in New York I'll sell ya!
By the way, I like anything chocolate, Don!
http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neltja]

Quote:
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Originally posted by Don:
Ok, ok, ok, Ladies, I must confess about the candy.
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Mitzy,

I knew if we scared him bad enough he'd 'fess up. http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

Nell

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[GDenman]

If that candy has any green coloring, it's probably, uh...a mint. Yeah, they're mints.

[Neltja]

Mitzi,

You mean..........a false confession? Our honest Don, the rail splitter who was raised in a log cabin, chopped down a cherry tree and never told a lie? http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif

Lady Godiva Chocolates for me please. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell




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[Neltja]

quote:
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Originally posted by GDenman:
If that candy has any green coloring, it's probably, uh...a mint. Yeah, they're mints.
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Clever those retired cops!!!!!!!

Nell

[Mitzi]

lol! Chopped down a cherry tree, never told a lie! Good one, Nell! Actually, all the bunnies are quite fond of our Don. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[kateykakes]

I'm so sad, Mitzi. Sparky never showed up for his spanking and I really need the practice. Can I substitute?

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"There's no place like home."

[Mitzi]

Well, Don has misbehaving and I am POSITIVE he likes spankings! If he says no, then you can try it out on any willing participant!

[Glockarmorer]

I just realized that there is an officer.com member who's user name is "Glock". I'm sorry if this post wasn't addressed to me, I just thought "Glock" was the shortened version of "Glockarmorer".... Whoops, sorry. http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[Mitzi]

Well, if you are the fine lookign ones in the photos (the one holding a bag of marijuana next to a refrigerator), then you are the right Glock. But, I'll call you Glockarmor from now on. You are under lock amd key because the bunnies were giving me a hard time about you and I want to keep you safe! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
Mitzi<-----HOLDING GA in HER witness protection plan http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Glockarmorer]

Oh, ok! Whew! That could have been embarassing!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[Don]

Considering the (probable) age of the member named Glock, you probably had best be talking about GA!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif

(I don't know his age for sure, but he is an explorer!)

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Mitzi]

Hey, are you calling us all dirty old (and young) women? hee hee And WHERE is my chocolate I asked for yesterday!

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

Yep, he's definately the one, but is just too much of a good thing for this little honey bunny. Except academically. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Artistically speaking, that is. (Clearing throat, wiping brow) Teaching art at the University does not prepare one for this type of emotional turmoil , so you will have to excuse me. http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif

Nell

[Glockarmorer]

So, when are all the bunnies going to post their pics??? 'Specially the "little honey bunnies!!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

G.A.

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[Mitzi]

How do I post a pic? I have one with my son.

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I believe that friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly

[JKT]

OK, Bunnies, here is your chocolate:
http://www.engrish.com/chocolate.html


Enjoy http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[blondie72]

Mmmmm, thanks for the yummy chocolate, JKT http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

My pics are in my profile, Glockarmorer http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Buddingnovelist]

Originally posted by Mitzi:
I told you, Nell, he is a wolf in disguise! The candy thing is VERY suspect! He never gave any of us candy!



You are right, Mitzi. There's STUFF in the candy. He definitely fits the PROFILE of one of those demented date drug guys.

Look at the totality of the situation:

1. Old as Moses - obviously the victim of senile dementia for wasting untold amounts of time on this board.
2. Living on Arizona where the deer and the antelope play and little else. Hence a deprived libido. (I would assume.)
3. Lurking around bunny threads.
4. Flattery and offers of candy.
5. Invitations of art viewings which, knowing his general income level, is surely contrived as the resulting collection of etchings would be pathetic.
6. Finally, having joined ranks of moderator, he has cleverly positioned himself that he has access to everyone's personal information.

Therefore, Don has the means, the motive, and the opportunity, lest you take care with this man. http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif

[Don]

Originally posted by Buddingnovelist:
Therefore, Don has the means, the motive, and the opportunity, lest you take care with this man. http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif


Now, if I could just rememberwhat we were talking about. . . http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Mitzi]

Chris is describing OLD AGE, Don! lol I know of a good nursing home! lol!


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[Neltja]

quote:
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Originally posted by Glockarmorer:
So, when are all the bunnies going to post their pics??? 'Specially the "little honey bunnies!!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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I have to admit he makes this young maidens heart go thumpidy, thump, thump. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I am in a quandary about posting a picture. On the one hand I would love to, but on the other it might not be the wise thing to do. Mine is really of no great importance so I will refrain.

Honey Bunny (Nell)



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[Neltja]

No, Im not UGLY, just prudent. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Your little Honey Bunny (Nell)

[Don]

Nell

A prudent bunny is a wise bunny. A wise bunny is a happy bunny! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[titusrose]

OK Don, Left San Antone, Calif. Rose now, watch for thorns. As for the candy, I love anything sweet. Etchings,sounds good, but the trench coat WOW, do cuffs go with it? Thanks for the warning Bunnies I will use caution.

[Neltja]

quote:
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Originally posted by Don:
A prudent bunny is a wise bunny. A wise bunny is a happy bunny! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Don,

I assure you I am a very happy bunny, that's why my candy dish is always empty. http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

Nell

[titusrose]

OK Don, California Rose here, left San Antone! Bunnies say you are HOT, forget the candy, hide the etchings, ditch the trenchcoat. Got my cuffs and I'm heading your way LOL Love an honest man!!!!!

[Neltja]

Where are the rest of the bunnies, are they all avoiding us? Titusrose, nice to meet you.

Honey Bunny (Nell)




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[Mitzi]

Well, I sent him a picture of me and my son (cause I don't know how to post them here) and he's said nothing...Probably still laughing! LOL!

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

I don't think G.A. would ever laugh at your picture and probably hasn't responded because he's been keeping all the good people safe from all the bad people.

If the old maxim "Beauty is as beauty does" is true, then you must be a very attractive woman. Physical beauty isn't all that it's cracked up to be and at times can be a real pain in the posterior. The fact that you're kind, smart, talented, humorous and a good person seems to automatically fade into the background, overshadowed by what the eye sees as beauty and fails to look beyond. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

Nell


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[Mitzi]

How nice of you to say, Nell! I guess I'm ok looking. WHen I was in high school, I dated a lot...and the boys told me it was because I had a fun personsality!
I really do believe that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But I wish Cindy Crawford would give me ny body back...She stole it!

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

LOL!

This afternoon I tied my hair up in a pony tail, put on my dressiest bibs and went to our local super market to pick up some fresh veggies. While I was standing in front of the lettace an older gentleman walked by and said, "You sure do look good in those overalls honey". Next time I'm going to paint freckles on my face and chew on a piece of straw. http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif Btw, where did Don say he lives?....Naw, it couldn't have been.....this guy wasn't handing out candy. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell



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[Mitzi]

Did he have on a trenchcoat, hat and sunglasses with candy in the pockets of his coat and etchiings under his arm? If he did, that was Don! Just keep your eyes open!

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Glockarmorer]

Mitzi,

I got the email, sorry I didn't reply sooner. But the pic didn't show up. Don't know why. I'm sure I wouldn't laugh anyway!

G.A.

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No cops, know anarchy.

"He aint finna come all up in my house and act a fool and be gettin away with it cause I will go smooth off." -Movista

[Mitzi]

Maybe the picture scared the mailserver! LOL!

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Mitzi:
Maybe the picture scared the mailserver! LOL!

Mitzi! You're much too hard on yourself. I already know you're a very beautiful woman. People shouldn't be concerned with what's on the outside...you've got all the wonderful qualities that make you special.

Can you believe nobody volunteered for that spanking? Not Sparky, not Don, not Glock...<sighs>

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"There's no place like home."

[Neltja]

I knew our handsome G.A. would never laugh at your picture and anybody else worth their salt wouldn't either. You shouldn't put yourself down like that, not even in jest. You said you had many dates when you were in school because everyone enjoyed the person you are. When I was in grade school it was always, "Hi Nell, hows the weather up there?" In high school I thought something was dreadfully wrong with me because my phone never rang. My father kept telling me I was beautiful but then that was my dad. http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif In my last couple years the same boys who wanted a daily weather report all of a sudden were looking down at me instead of up. By now I had grown into myself and they were afraid if they asked for a date I would refuse. I have never felt beautiful, I feel tall. We all grow up with many misconceptions of ourselves. In the over all scheme of things it really isn't important how we look but who we are.

Nell

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[JKT]

Originally posted by kateykakes:
....Can you believe nobody volunteered for that spanking? Not Sparky, not Don, not Glock...<sighs>


I would have volunteered, but no-one wanted my chocolate except Blondie http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif

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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

[Mitzi]

I'm only 5'2, my husband is 6'5. He's always saying, "Mitzi? Mitzi? Where are you?" Then he looks way down and says, "Oh, there you are!" lol It always gets him a loving punch in the chest...He's a slow learner! lol I have the best husband on the face of this earth. He's always there for me and lets me know how much he cares often. He's a real gem!

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by JKT:
I would have volunteered, but no-one wanted my chocolate except Blondie http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif

Please forgive me for the oversight Jack! I truly meant to thank you for the delitious chocolates. Re: spankings: I don't spank them, I paint them. What colors do you prefer? http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Neltja:
quote:
I paint them. What colors do you prefer? http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


Nell,

Make sure you use the edible kind on them! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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"There's no place like home."

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

You are a very fortunate lady to have such a loving husband. I'm still single but hopefully one day I will find the right one, settle down and like the "Old Lady In The Shoe" have so many children I won't know what to do. I want to be a full time wife and mom when that time comes, although I'm sure it won't be easy to give up my position at the University. I have a few years yet before I'm 30 so there's plenty of time.

When I was a teen I would wish upon a star that the next morning I would wake up 5'2". LOL http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Why is it we always want to be something other than what we are?

Nell

[Mitzi]

My girlfriend has naturally curly hair I always envied. She has always envied my straight hair...Go figure!
And I do have the best husband ever put on the face of this earth. I have to be careful saying what I want or I get it (within our finances, of course). On our 25th anniversary, he surprised me with the most beautiful one carat diamond solitaire ring I have ever seen...It took my breath away. I think I'll keep him a little longer http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Don]

Sorry to disappoint you Nell, but that could not have been me in the store. I don't much like to see them "wemmen folk" out in public in bib overalls. Bib overalls are fer doin' "wemmen's work!" You know, like choppin' far wood an bailin' hay! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Mitzi]

They are very comforatble and fashionable, Don!

[Neltja]

I just noticed something, all of us girls are in here and all those of the opposite sex are in guns, drugs, and locker room threads. Isn't that sort of the way it is whenever we go on a date to a party? We end up in one room and they end up in another. If the party happens to be in a studio apartment they still disappear and the only other room is the bathroom. Tell me, how do they do that? Don, Glockarmorer, and Jack stopped by but only for a second or two. It's like saying, "Honey Bunny do you need your coke refreshed?" and when you say no there is a sigh of relief and their gone again. What's the point? I might as well have stayed home. Would they miss us if we left? Probably not. LOL http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I'm playing hooky today, nursing a cold and can't even get any sympathy. http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif What is this?

Dell


[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 04-27-2001).]

[Neltja]

Sorry Don, I didn't see you come in.

What do you mean you don't like my bibs? http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif I suppose a skirt would be more appropriate but after wearing one all day it feels so good to get into something comfortable. Guess I'll get out the old blue jeans and white shirt. Ladies what do the rest of you wear to the super market?

Btw, do we get a chaw of tobaccy while choppin' the far wood and bailin' the hey? http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

Nell

[kateykakes]

Originally posted by Neltja:
Ladies what do the rest of you wear to the super market?



Nell,

I'm comfy in a pair of jeans and a tshirt to go grocery shopping. Works for me.

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"There's no place like home."

[blondie72]

In this CA heat, it's either a sundress, or shorts, sandals, and a baby Tee...

[Buddingnovelist]

Originally posted by Neltja:
BTW, do we get a chaw of tobaccy while choppin' the far wood and bailin' the hey? http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif


So what's wrong with chopping wood and baling hay????? http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif

[Don]

Originally posted by Neltja:
it feels so good to get into something comfortable


How about a nitegown with fur around the bottom?* http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


*to keep your neck warm, of course.

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by Don:
How about a nitegown with fur around the bottom?* http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
_____________________________________________
Don,

Actually I've got one of those!!!!!! It's a black sheer baby-doll style with white fur around the the bottom and also around the top. Golly gee, does this mean I should bag the sweatshirt and wool socks? http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

The bib goddess (Nell)

[JKT]

Originally posted by Neltja:
I just noticed something, all of us girls are in here and all those of the opposite sex are in guns, drugs, and locker room threads.....What's the point? I might as well have stayed home. Would they miss us if we left? Probably not. LOL http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh, yes we would http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

BTW, blues, browns and greens http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

I'm playing hooky today, nursing a cold and can't even get any sympathy. http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif What is this?

Dell

(snif, snif) I hope you feel better soon, Nell.


(and the fur is a very nice touch http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif )
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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

[This message has been edited by JKT (edited 04-28-2001).]

[Mitzi]

Nell,
You could never outdo my nitegown. Spaghetti straps, silk, black, floor-length...ooo, la la
And I don't wear my Odie slippers with them http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by JKT:
BTW, blues, browns and greens http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif
_____________________________________________
That's Blueberry, chocolate, and mint!
Good choice! It's going to be a stickey canvas when I'm finished. Kateykakes, are you sure this is a good idea? http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif

(snif, snif) I hope you feel better soon, Nell.

Thank you Jack, you are soooo sweet. (snif, snif, cough, cough http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif) You're even having sympathy pains. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

Dell




[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 04-28-2001).]

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

I bet you're a real knock out in that nightgown. Your wonderful husband must grin from ear to ear when you wear it and no looking around to see where you are either. There's more than one way to skin a cat. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

When I put mine on it looks like my legs come clear up under my armpits. But then nobody has or will see it except me and my dog. LOL

Nell



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[Neltja]

I'm going to put on my big sweatshirt, wool socks, get my box of kleenex and go to bed.
nite all!!!!!

Dell

[kd5hqd]

EEEEEGADS!!!!!!! I just stumbled across this thread after not being here for days.

MY YOUNG EYES CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!! (Kyle runs away screaming) http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


Kyle, KD5HQD

[This message has been edited by kd5hqd (edited 04-28-2001).]

[Mitzi]

KYLE What are you doing reading this R rated thread?!!!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[kd5hqd]

Iii, dddidn't mmmmean ttto Mmmrs. Bbbbadge bbbbunny llllady mmma'am.

I. Accident. Mistake... http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif


Kyle, KD5HQD

[Neltja]

Good morning Mitzy and all,

Are you saying my sweatshirt, wool socks, box of kleenex and jar of vicks are R rated?


I am sooo light headed this morning, that cold medicine must have something in it.

Dell





[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 04-28-2001).]

[Don]

Only if you get the Vick's mixed up with the Vaseline! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[kd5hqd]

Don, I think you're suffering from a severe case of gutteritis. You head has a tendency to every now and then, fall into the gutter and stay there http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


Kyle, KD5HQD

[Neltja]

Don,

ROTFL

I'll let you in on a little secret..... ok a big secret. If somebody came looking for a virgin to sacrifice to the Volcano, I'd be in deep and serious trouble. I'm probably the only one left. My dad didn't raise a dummy. Now say very quicky, "I knew that". http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 04-29-2001).]

[Don]

IKNEWTHAT! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Mitzi]

YOU DID NOT! Kyle, CLOSE YOUR EYES!

[Don]

Kyle,

WHY are you still in this R rated thread???? Now go stand in the corner!!!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by Don:
Only if you get the Vick's mixed up with the Vaseline! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
_____________________________________________
Don,

Please explain the above post!!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif


Nell



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[JKT]

Nell, if you don't know about the vaseline and the vicks, you are one lucky woman. It's kinda like mixing up aloe vera gel and capsaisin cream(on a sunburn).......OUCH http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Anyway, not knowing is not necessarily a bad thing.....

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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

JKT@guardroom.com

[This message has been edited by JKT (edited 04-29-2001).]

[Don]

Originally posted by Neltja:
quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by Don:
Only if you get the Vick's mixed up with the Vaseline! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
_____________________________________________
Don,

Please explain the above post!!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif


Nell

[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 04-29-2001).]

Nell,

WARNING: This comes under the heading of "don't ask if you don't want to know!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

Jack and Don,

Oookey dokey!!!!!!!! Be like that.....I'll ask the lady next door. http://www.officer.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Nell



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[JKT]

Nell, I'll explain it to you but not in public http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

email below if you're interested http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

JKT@guardroom.com

[Mitzi]

As the mother of a son, I KNOW! LOLOLOLOL! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neltja]

http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif

I'm back! My neighbor was still laughing when I left! I cannot believe I asked police officers this question in a police forum on the internet. I only hope my future children, grandchildren and great grandchildren will never, ever get wind of this. What makes it even worse, I'm a blond! And this cold is never going to go away. http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif

Thank you Jack, you are such a sweet, brave man for offering to explain it to me. I think I'll dig a hole, climb in and pull it in after me. http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif

Nell




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[Neltja]

P.S.

I have no dignity left. I don't even want to look in the mirror. http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif:

Dell

[Don]

Gosh Nell, I really didn't mean to get you shook up here! I mean, you even misspelled your name when you signed your last post.

It's OK, honest. Don't be http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif! OK???

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

Thank you Don, you're very kind. I can't say I wasn't warned! Btw, I spelled my name "Dell" because I have a cold and that's how it sounds when I say it.

Now that the initial shock has worn off, I can't stop laughing. LOL

Nell

[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 04-29-2001).]

[phuzz01]

Wow, the Badge Bunnies have managed to create a 127 post thread of one-liners! That's impressive!

Alex

[Mitzi]

LOL, Nell! You stepped in it! LOL Don't worry, I'm sure there were others wondering too! LOL http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neltja]

Mitzy,

ROTFL! My dad always told me my curiosity would get me into trouble someday. I'll tell you what, he's not going to EVER hear it from me, I'll never tell about this little episode in my life. Maybe if my mother had not died when I was so young I would know about these things. Poor Jack even offered to explain it to me, what a nice man! Now that's what I call going beyond and above the call of duty. I wonder if my neighbor has stopped laughing yet.

Mitzy, stop laughing it's not funny! It's downright http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif.

Talk about your dumb blonds! I'm going to die my hair black, maybe that will help. http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif

Btw, my cold is much better today. I guess I'm going to live after all.

Nell

[Mitzi]

When our son was four, we went to a small little gathering and he was well-behaved, as always. He stood there in his little suit, so cute. Until a lady spilled her drink all over the rug. David, four years old mind you, yelled, "Holy Balls!". NEVER have I ever been so embarassed! http://www.officer.com/ubb/redface.gif

[Neltja]

LOL, at least he wasn't 24 yrs. old when he said it. Mitzi you're a great mom!

Nell

[Don]

Lordy Mitzi, I'm surprised he lived to be five! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif

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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[Mitzi]

Thanks, Nell...And Don, he was too cute to hurt! LOL We all laugh about it now but it sure was embarassing! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neltja]

First I want to say what a great pleasure it has been meeting all of you nice people here at officer.com. This is one of the few places where I feel comfortable enough to let my hair down and just be myself. Mitzy, Don and Jack, what can I say, you are so very special and what a pain in the b--t I have been to you these past couple days. Ignorance is not bliss, it's just plain ignorance.

Mitzy, if my mother had lived I would want her to be just like you. You will make a very lucky girl a great mother-in-law.
Jack if I could give you a big kiss I would, you are the "cat's meow". Don, I will always be a happy bunny, different but happy. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif G. A. http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

See you around campus,

Nell


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[Don]

Nell,

Thank you for the kind words, fair maiden! And no, you have not been a pain in the ANYWHERE!

Now, that last post of yours has me a little bothered. It sort of sounds like a fair well. Please, "say 'taint so!" http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/frown.gif

If there is something bothering you here, and you would like to discuss it, please drop me an email! thodo@grand-canyon.az.us
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
6P1 (retired)

[This message has been edited by Don (edited 04-30-2001).]

[JKT]

Nell, my sincerest thanks for the very kind words. (don't hear them very often) You are a special lady.

But, like Don, I don't really know what to think of the tone of your last post. I truly hope it wasn't a farewell. I would like to hear from you, if you are amenable http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif .

Again, thank you.

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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

JKT@guardroom.com

[Neltja]

"'Taint so!"

Good night!

Nell http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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[JKT]

http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Don]

Originally posted by Neltja:
"'Taint so!"


Whew, you had me really worried there.

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**Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.**
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

Don & Jack,

You can't get rid of me that easy, I'm like a rash that never goes away. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by JKT:
You are a special lady.
_____________________________________________

Thank you Jack for bringing some sunshine into my day. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[This message has been edited by Neltja (edited 05-01-2001).]

[JKT]

Originally posted by Neltja:
quote: _____________________________________________
Originally posted by JKT:
You are a special lady.
_____________________________________________

Thank you Jack for bringing some sunshine into my day. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

Any time, Nell. Any time http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

How'd da code?

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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

JKT@guardroom.com

[Neltja]

The cold is gone, in fact I did my mile run tonight, thanks for asking. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Mitzi]

Ok, NO FLIRTIN! I'll have to fine ya if you do! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ALadyToYou]

Originally posted by Mitzi:
Ok, NO FLIRTIN!

http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif But, Mitzi, our BB oath requires us to flirt. ALOT!

and OFTEN! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL!

[This message has been edited by ALadyToYou (edited 05-02-2001).]

[Mitzi]

But the BB by-laws say I must be paid, each time you do! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Neltja]

Helloooooooooooooooooo! Is anybody home?

Nell http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[JKT]

Always home, just not much to say at the moment http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

Cold all better?

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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

JKT@guardroom.com

[Don]

Yes Nell, I'm home. I was also home at 4:39 AM. I just didn't hear you knockin'! (Sound sleeper) http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

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**Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.**
6P1 (retired)

[Neltja]

Jack,

The cold is GONE, no more kleenex, no more Vicks, (whispering) and none of that other stuff either. http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Everything is back to normal, even my students were glad to see me. http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif Saints be praised!!!!!

Looks like our head bunny, Mitzy, is keeping an eye on any flirting that might be going on in here so be careful, she walks softly but carries a biiiig stick http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

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[Neltja]

Don,

I will be very quiet in the wee hours of the morning when walking past your door. Would not disturb a hibernating bear for anything in the world. Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!! http://www.officer.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Mitzi]

Yes, I have a very big stick! I use it to wake Don up! lol

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by ALadyToYou:
http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif But, Mitzi, our BB oath requires us to flirt. [b]ALOT!

Did you hear that ladies? What are you waiting for? Hop to it!!!! But mind your manners, Mitzy, the eyes and ears of Glockville will be watching. http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif

Nell

[Neltja]

ROTFL @ Mitzy! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Mitzi]

We used to use a broom handle to wake up my Dad! lol Not to hit him with. If Dad was sleeping, if you even so much as touched his shoulder to wake him up, he'd come up fighting! lol So, we used the broom stick to wake him up then run like h***! LOL!

[JKT]

Originally posted by Mitzi:
Ok, NO FLIRTIN! I'll have to fine ya if you do! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FINE?

Flirt Flirt Flirt

http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Optimistic pessimist: Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

Jack

JKT@guardroom.com

[Neltja]

Jack,

You're really good at that flirting, you should do it more often.

Now let me try it, FLIRT FLIRT FLIRT. Am I good or what? http://www.officer.com/ubb/cool.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Neltja]

quote:
_____________________________________________
Originally posted by Mitzy:
We used to use a broom handle to wake up my Dad! lol Not to hit him with. If Dad was sleeping, if you even so much as touched his shoulder to wake him up, he'd come up fighting! lol So, we used the broom stick to wake him up then run like h***! LOL!
_____________________________________________

Mitzy,

LolLolLolLol http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Nell

[Aerrin45ACP]

When our son was four, we went to a small little gathering and he was well-behaved, as always. He stood there in his little suit, so cute. Until a lady spilled her drink all over the rug. David, four years old mind you, yelled, "Holy Balls!".

Mitzi, I need to thank you for providing me the single funniest thing I've read all day. So funny, in fact, that I don't even mind the soda I spilled on my keyboard from laughing so hard. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

As for the rest of the thread.. too funny. It's not the kind of "interaction" I prefer at 2 in the morning, but it'll do http://www.officer.com/ubb/wink.gif

[jellybean40]

i'm still waiting for the "young Glock" that's OFF LIMITS to show up... did he yet??? hehe http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mitzi]

JELLYBEAN! You kinky little thing, you! I'mm bet you anything the youngn is hiding! lol