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nemesis
03-19-2006, 11:49 PM
The other night, I went onto my neighboring unit to verify the Officer's count. As I walked down the range to begin, I saw an inmate standing half in and half out of a room (dorm style facility), with his *** sticking out. I though maybe he had gas - they do that quite a bit. As I approached, I hollered to him that it was count and he needed to get into his room. He slowly turned around, acted as if he didn't see me and walked directly into the room across the hall. I stopped at the room before I started count and asked him what room he belonged in. He replied that he was currently in the right room. I asked for his ID and verified that it was indeed his room. I asked, "What the hell were you doing across the hall?" He said he was telling the Irish guy "Happy St Patrick's Day". I looked across the hall and did the same. Then I turned back to the one I was checking and asked why he couldn't just tell him from his own room. He said the Irish guy couln't hear him. I said, "Maybe he hears you, but is ignoring you. Are you on heavy medication or just stupid?" He said he was on medication, so I asked what it was. He replied it was Tylenol 3. I said, "That's like candy! What's the matter with you?!" Here's the kicker. He looked at me with a blank stare and quietly said, "I just had brain surgery." I let it go at that, because count had been delayed long enough. I figured I would check with health services and determine if he needed discipline. Well, he was telling the truth.

Later, one of his cellies told me he had been acting goofy all day and was giving everyone the creeps. I told him to send the guy to see me. I stood in the corridor between our units and watched him shuffle my way. He walked right past me and onto my unit to look for me! Finally he turned around and looked in my general direction (6' away from him). I waved my hands and said, "Hey I'm right here." He walked over. He couldn't focus. I asked if he was ok and why he had surgery. He did his best to explain that he had been seeing things out the corner of his eye (that weren't there) and that he has a malignant tumor near his optical nerve. I explained to him that everything was ok and he wasn't in trouble (hoping to calm him). He then started to mak less and less sense, so I told him to return to his unit and rest. He stared at me as I walked toward my unit. I noticed his gaze and tried to get through to him and he became more incoherent. Suddenly, his right arm tensed, his face contorted, then his entire body became stiff as a board. I knew he was seizing, but he hit the floor before I could reach him. I radioed for a nurse while an inmate who was passing by assisted. The inmate that fell out, is still in the hospital. Apparently, his tumor has grown significantly since his last surgery and he isn't doing well.

For a short time, I started to almost, almost feel guilty. I wondered if I triggered something. The inmates had a hayday with that. They busted my balls all night about "scaring him to death". They knew it wasn't the case, but they had to give me ***** anyway. It seemed to take the wind out of everyone's sails. They were sooo quiet the rest of the shift. The unit was even on "auto pilot" while I typed the critical incident report. They were actually more cooperative than usual. Everyone realized that all anyone wants to do is get out.

By the way, I'm sorry my posts are always so long. I respect how everyone else can put their thoughts into just a few lines.

Bowles
03-20-2006, 08:12 AM
OMG! You Killed Kenny! You Ba$tard!

water
03-20-2006, 05:39 PM
About 95% of the medical "emergencies" that I've encountered have been fake - the inmate just feigned an illness to get out of work. It's hard not to treat them all like their faking - I once told an inmate to get out of his rack and walk to medical (my partner pointed out that maybe he wasn't faking, since he'd urinated all over himself). I almost felt bad about that one :D

nemesis
03-20-2006, 09:55 PM
OMG! You Killed Kenny! You Ba$tard!

You will respect my authoritai! :D

Hogboy
03-21-2006, 12:58 AM
I don't understand?
Are you asking if what you siad to the guy gave him brain cancer?
I have never been a big science guy, but I don;t think it works that way.

nemesis
03-21-2006, 12:11 PM
It's no surprise that you don't understand. It was mostly sarcastic and partly humanistic. We see the dark side of humanity every day. Of course, I didn't cause cancer. Of all the magical, superhuman powers I possess, that isn't one of them and I had to take an oath on the planet Crypton to use my powers only for good. However, stress can trigger seizures. That is why I was trying to calm him in the first place. I don't have any problem Correcting an inmate's behavior, but I don't want to grill a person who is mentally challenged if I can avoid it. That is the humanistic part. Compassion and empathy. The sarcastic part, is that I never feel guilty about doing my job. Anyone who does their job the right way should not feel guilty.

Hogboy
03-21-2006, 12:16 PM
It's no surprise that you don't understand. It was mostly sarcastic and partly humanistic. We see the dark side of humanity every day. Of course, I didn't cause cancer. Of all the magical, superhuman powers I possess, that isn't one of them and I had to take an oath on the planet Crypton to use my powers only for good. However, stress can trigger seizures. That is why I was trying to calm him in the first place. I don't have any problem Correcting an inmate's behavior, but I don't want to grill a person who is mentally challenged if I can avoid it. That is the humanistic part. Compassion and empathy. The sarcastic part, is that I never feel guilty about doing my job. Anyone who does their job the right way should not feel guilty.

One thing I did get out of it was that you tried to come off a tough guy with the poor guy

nemesis
03-21-2006, 01:09 PM
Hogboy, you're a hoot! I've got to go to work now. I'll see you again tomorrow. Stay safe, my friend.

PRIME EVIL
03-21-2006, 04:33 PM
Look at it this way, one less inmate to count. :)

Hogboy
03-21-2006, 05:09 PM
Hogboy, you're a hoot! I've got to go to work now. I'll see you again tomorrow. Stay safe, my friend.


A "hoot"
It took you long enough to figure that out

InspectorGadget
03-21-2006, 06:39 PM
Hog -- maybe you should change your name to "Hoot." Why Hogboy, anyway... is that some sort of bacon reference?

vtdocLT
03-21-2006, 07:55 PM
Hog -- maybe you should change your name to "Hoot." Why Hogboy, anyway... is that some sort of bacon reference?


Maybe he likes taking the "hog"?

TrainingDay_KY
03-22-2006, 02:07 AM
I wouldn't let it bother me. That's a really weird situation, but you handled it the right way. I personally wouldn't have called him stupid ... but he was acting stupid. Turns out he couldn't help it, but how were you supposed to know? It's not your fault the guy is sick.