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JRT6
03-10-2003, 09:04 AM
I was going through the Taco Hell drive-thru the other night when I got waited on by "Mike".
Me and Mike go back as a few years ago Mike had sex with a fourteen year old. We had the victim call Mike up and tell him she was pregnant. Mike responded by saying 'Your not pregnant, there's no way, I smoke Newports and everyone knows you can't get someone pregnant when you smoke Newports!'

I asked Mike in the drive-thru if he still smoked Newports. He laughed and said he had been pretty stupid thinking Newports were birth control. He went on to say it was Marlboro's that keeps him from getting girls pregnant.

<small>[ 03-10-2003, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: JRT6 ]</small>

Neinta
03-10-2003, 02:07 PM
Doh! And here I've been paying for these damn pills. *smack* :D <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Tprspouse
03-10-2003, 02:33 PM
?!?!?! :confused: :confused: :confused: ?!?!?!

Mitzi1
03-10-2003, 02:52 PM
lol Everyone knows if you jump up and down after sex, you can't get pregnant!!!!!!!!!!! lol

KenM
03-10-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Frogman:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Can't really top that but let me say this:
"I'd like a burger....it's for a COP!"
"Does that look like spit to you?"</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Super Troopers ruled!!!!

"License and Registration right MEOW please" :D

<small>[ 03-10-2003, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: KenM ]</small>

jarhead6073
03-10-2003, 10:10 PM
I'm sorry. Did you just say 'meow'?

I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE MEOW!!

InSane1
03-10-2003, 10:16 PM
hahaha... "does this look like spit to you?"...

Just effin rollin...

:)

CAR RAMROD!