An Englishman, A Scotsman, And An Irishman...

[DOGCHOW]

An Englishman, A Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub and ordered (3) Guinness Beers..

When the beers arrived, all three beers had a fly stuck in the foam.

1. The Englishman, having elegance and class pushed the beer away in disgust.

2. The Scotsman, being a rugged clansman pushed the foam with the fly aside and drank the beer.

3. The Irishman carefully picked up the fly by it's wings yelling "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!"

[brit girlie]

Ha Ha........... :D

............but given that the Scots are (allegedly) well renowned for their......shall we say.....tightfisted, miserly and pennypinching ways, then I would expect the Scot to want his beer back ;)

(of course all the Scots I now are very generous people....apart from Debs ;) :D )