Clever ?....we'll see.

[brit girlie]

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have
to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of
them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?
























Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you
took for the first question.


Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?



























Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you
are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get5000?






















The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is
definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?


Answer: Nunu?
























NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again




Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
























He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.








Any clever people get them all right?....no me neither :o

[RabbitMPD]

This test is BULLCRAP!!! :o

[Photogrrlz]

Hey at least I got one right...lmmo

[brit girlie]

This test is BULLCRAP!!! :o

....there's no need to be so complimentary :D

as a matter of interest my friend how many did you get right ?

[explorerscout83]

Hey at least I got one right...lmmo
I got 4 out of 5 right. Also RabbitMPD this test is not bullcrap you just have to know what you are doing.

[keith758]

Being a man of superb intellect, I got them ALL right! Here's one for you: A man builds a house with every side having southern exposure. One day he sees a bear coming to his house. What color is the bear?

[brit girlie]

I got 4 out of 5 right. Also RabbitMPD this test is not bullcrap you just have to know what you are doing.


......you are not just clever my friend-you also have impeccable taste :D

[medic_9]

A man builds a house with every side having southern exposure. One day he sees a bear coming to his house. What color is the bear?

White. <-- Highlight right there for the answer.


I won't tell the logic just yet to give others a chance to think about it.

[RabbitMPD]

....there's no need to be so complimentary :D

as a matter of interest my friend how many did you get right ?
I got all of the wrong answers right. :D Now for those of you getting all of them right, you're not cheating are you? I was doing them as fast as I could.

Except for the math question. Even after I used a calculator I was still scratching my head. :o All well.

[explorerscout83]

I got all of the wrong answers right. :D Now for those of you getting all of them right, you're not cheating are you? I was doing them as fast as I could.

Except for the math question. Even after I used a calculator I was still scratching my head. :o All well.
No I did not cheat I have just got that e-mailed to me so much I know all the answers. Now the math one that is confusing you.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

1000+40=1040+1000=2040+30=2070+1000=3070+20=3090+1 000=4090+10=4100

It is just that easy.

[DSAGermaine]

i got all but the overtake the last person, because that question is a technical inaccuracy if your discussing racing...if you overtake the last person your 1st...you've just lapped the poor chap :)

[Huey County]

A man builds a house with every side having southern exposure. One day he sees a bear coming to his house. What color is the bear?

Actually the answer is "Clear."
Polar bears may appear to be white, BUT their fur is clear and their skin is black.
Don't believe me? Check this out... (http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-polar_bear.html)

Sorry, just trying to be a smart*****

[RabbitMPD]

1000+40=1040+1000=2040+30=2070+1000=3070+20=3090+1 000=4090+10=4100

It is just that easy.
Yeah i know I got it eventually. But for about 5 minutes I was very confused. :o Math has never been my specialty.

[opus_rocks]

:D :D :D 4 out of 5 the math was easy but it messed me up the first time I read it.

[letshearit4blue]

I still don't get the math thing lol

[RabbitMPD]

I still don't get the math thing lol
Lets just take the last part of it then. What is 4090+10? It's not 5000. It is 4100.

Now 4990+10 = 5000. Get it? ;)

[medic_9]

Actually the answer is "Clear."
Polar bears may appear to be white, BUT their fur is clear and their skin is black.
Don't believe me? Check this out... (http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-polar_bear.html)

Sorry, just trying to be a smart*****


I did go and look at that link but it still doesn't seem right.

If you are looking at something black through a window the window will in turn appear black. So if the polar bear's hair is clear and their skin black wouldn't they look black?
Maybe the hair is opaque?

[XFILE]

4 out of 5. I don't know if that makes me knowledged based or crazy... :confused:

[OutsideHalf]

2 out of 5...deeply embarrassed! Ah well, I never said I was clever.

[letshearit4blue]

Lets just take the last part of it then. What is 4090+10? It's not 5000. It is 4100.

Now 4990+10 = 5000. Get it? ;)
Nope, still don't get it.
Yes, I am that dumb. And no, I am not blonde.
And this is why I am failing geometry AND logic in math....

[Contact]

Nope, still don't get it.
Yes, I am that dumb. And no, I am not blonde.
And this is why I am failing geometry AND logic in math....

Here is the exact question as it was written, my answers are in BOLD italicized parenthesis. ;)

Take 1000 and add 40 to it (1040). Now add another 1000 (2040). Now add 30 (2070). Add another 1000 (3070). Now add 20 (3090). Now add another 1000 (4090) Now add 10 (4100). What is the total?

[letshearit4blue]

Here is the exact question as it was written, my answers are in BOLD italicized parenthesis. ;)

Take 1000 and add 40 to it (1040). Now add another 1000 (2040). Now add 30 (2070). Add another 1000 (3070). Now add 20 (3090). Now add another 1000 (4090) Now add 10 (4100). What is the total?
OOOOOOOOOH NOW I get it!
I had to read that through 5 times and read the original through twice to, though....

[Buttercup]

I got them all right. ;) :D


And no, I did not cheat.

[gotthblues]

that sucks,,,,,,,,,,,, :mad:



okay,

if a blue daddy bull and a red mama bull have a baby, what color will the baby be, ??????????????????????????????????????????

[explorerscout83]

that sucks,,,,,,,,,,,, :mad:



okay,

if a blue daddy bull and a red mama bull have a baby, what color will the baby be, ??????????????????????????????????????????
There won't be a baby bulls can't have babys

[explorerscout83]

If a rooster is facing North on a roof and lays an egg which way will the egg roll.

[Operator13]

If a rooster is facing North on a roof and lays an egg which way will the egg roll.

Even a City boy knows roosters don't lay eggs :rolleyes:

[luv2Bblu]

oddly enough, the only one i got RIGHT was the math question...weird huh?

[gotthblues]

There won't be a baby bulls can't have babys
DANG,,,,,, do you think you could have waited anylonger to spoil it,,,,,, :(

[gotthblues]

If a rooster is facing North on a roof and lays an egg which way will the egg roll.
which ever way your less than one minute joke spoiling fat head is!!!!!!!!! :D




hey, if they can make a sheep from snot, a rooster can lay an egg.

[explorerscout83]

DANG,,,,,, do you think you could have waited anylonger to spoil it,,,,,, :(


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA does evil little dance. No I could not have waited anylonger to spoil it.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[explorerscout83]

which ever way your less than one minute joke spoiling fat head is!!!!!!!!! :D




hey, if they can make a sheep from snot, a rooster can lay an egg.
Hey at least my joke last 44 minutes.

[Buttercup]

Hey at least my joke last 44 minutes.


Wow...that's the same number as your IQ. :D Okay, I'm sorry..I couldn't resist.

[Buttercup]

Okay, here's one:

How can you throw a ball so that it goes a short distance, comes to a total stop, reverses its motion, and then goes the opposite way? You are not allowed to bounce it against anything, hit it with anything, or tie it to anything.

[Contact]

Okay, here's one:

How can you throw a ball so that it goes a short distance, comes to a total stop, reverses its motion, and then goes the opposite way? You are not allowed to bounce it against anything, hit it with anything, or tie it to anything.

Roll it uphill. :cool:

[Buttercup]

Roll it uphill. :cool:


That's not throwing it. Try again. :cool: :D

[OutsideHalf]

Okay, here's one:

How can you throw a ball so that it goes a short distance, comes to a total stop, reverses its motion, and then goes the opposite way? You are not allowed to bounce it against anything, hit it with anything, or tie it to anything.



Easy.............

[Buttercup]

Easy.............


It really is very easy. I know the answer...do you? :D

[Photogrrlz]

Throw it in the air BCups

[Buttercup]

Throw it in the air BCups


You are a smart one, aren't you? :D

[Photogrrlz]

You are a smart one, aren't you? :D


Well someone has to be the smart one in the group :D It might as well be me :p

[OutsideHalf]

Hey, I got there first...

[letshearit4blue]

Wow...that's the same number as your IQ. :D Okay, I'm sorry..I couldn't resist.
HA HA HA
Oh, man, sorry explorer, but that is a burrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.
Too bad we don't have rep points, I'd have to give you +1!